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  1. #161
    i/e regjistruar
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    Pėr: Cfare ju ka bere te buzeqeshni sot?

    Citim Postuar mė parė nga mia@ Lexo Postimin
    "A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.
    For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover.
    In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside. She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totalling $95,000.
    He asked her about the contents.
    'When we were to be married,' she said, ' my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll.'
    The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two Precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two Times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with Happiness.
    'Honey,' he said, 'that explains the doll, but what about all of this money? Where did it come from?'
    'Oh,' she said, 'that's the money I made from selling the dolls.'
    hahahah
    I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich.

  2. #162
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    Pėr: Cfare ju ka bere te buzeqeshni sot?

    Citim Postuar mė parė nga Prudence Lexo Postimin
    cuni kishte bere nje detyre te bukur, dhe e pyes.
    -cte tha mesuesja?
    - i pelqeu shume, tha.
    - e lexoi me ze? (e pyes nga qejfi une, ndonse e dija qe zysha nuk e lexon detyren para klases)
    -jo, tha cuni dhe pak i hutuar per te gjetur nje pergjigje ku te tregonte qe zysha i kushtoi vemendje detyres se tij, shtoi: "e lexoi me sy"

    hahaha cunat e tu me shkrijn prudence
    I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich.

  3. #163
    cherry blossom girl
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    Pėr: Cfare ju ka bere te buzeqeshni sot?

    E mori edhe mami nenshtetesine sot dhe gjeja e pare qe me tha ishte, organizojme nje udhetim per ne usa dhe Canada. Kur i thashe po ti nuk i ke qejf udhetimet.. Kur jam me ty eshte ndryshe, me pelqejne e mezi pres me tha

  4. #164
    i/e regjistruar Maska e Marya
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    Pėr: Cfare ju ka bere te buzeqeshni sot?

    Citim Postuar mė parė nga broken_smile Lexo Postimin
    E mori edhe mami nenshtetesine sot dhe gjeja e pare qe me tha ishte, organizojme nje udhetim per ne usa dhe Canada. Kur i thashe po ti nuk i ke qejf udhetimet.. Kur jam me ty eshte ndryshe, me pelqejne e mezi pres me tha
    urime
    eshte qef kur ndihesh i lire , te hyn qefi per udhetime
    Gutta cavat lapidem non vi, sed saepe cadendo

  5. Anetarėt mė poshtė kanė falenderuar Marya pėr postimin:

    broken_smile (27-10-2014)

  6. #165
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    Pėr: Cfare ju ka bere te buzeqeshni sot?

    Citim Postuar mė parė nga broken_smile Lexo Postimin
    E mori edhe mami nenshtetesine sot dhe gjeja e pare qe me tha ishte, organizojme nje udhetim per ne usa dhe Canada. Kur i thashe po ti nuk i ke qejf udhetimet.. Kur jam me ty eshte ndryshe, me pelqejne e mezi pres me tha
    Urime mamit broken dhe thuaj mos te harroj te vizitoj floriden
    I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich.

  7. Anetarėt mė poshtė kanė falenderuar *~Rexhina~* pėr postimin:

    broken_smile (27-10-2014)

  8. #166
    i/e regjistruar Maska e Elian70
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    Pėr: Cfare ju ka bere te buzeqeshni sot?

    bera naften dhe i thashe...30 euro...me thote..sa leke bejne 30euro? 30x1.4=42.000Leke...sa po rritet analfabetizmi kohet e fundit mi none???!!! e ti shohesh duken si drejtora
    Te Dish, te Besh, te Dish te Besh, Bej te Ditur!

  9. #167
    yep Maska e Izadora
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    ne zemren e atij qe ka "zemer"
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    Pėr: Cfare ju ka bere te buzeqeshni sot?

    Nje gjob makine , pos sa shpejt e vun, sikur mbijn nga dheu ptuuuu
    Jeto sot se neser nuk i dihet

  10. #168
    i/e regjistruar Maska e hot_prinz
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    Pėr: Cfare ju ka bere te buzeqeshni sot?

    Iza, kriesorja t'paska bere me qeshe.
    tempus fugit, amor manet in aeternum corde

  11. #169
    yep Maska e Izadora
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    11-09-2008
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    ne zemren e atij qe ka "zemer"
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    Pėr: Cfare ju ka bere te buzeqeshni sot?

    Citim Postuar mė parė nga hot_prinz Lexo Postimin
    Iza, kriesorja t'paska bere me qeshe.
    Akoma sme ka ndalu e qeshmja lol
    Jeto sot se neser nuk i dihet

  12. #170
    i/e regjistruar Maska e hot_prinz
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    Pėr: Cfare ju ka bere te buzeqeshni sot?

    Citim Postuar mė parė nga Izadora Lexo Postimin
    Akoma sme ka ndalu e qeshmja lol
    Iza me m'nigju mu,
    shko edhe iher neser aty me ta vu i gjobe, biles ke per cfare me qeshe.
    tempus fugit, amor manet in aeternum corde

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