Humor nga Force-Intruder

[Darius]

Pa te hijack temen, a quhet me postu nje short one ne anglisht?

The dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot.'No way! No needles. I hate needles' the patient said. The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man objects.

'I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me!' The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill. 'No objection,' the patient says. 'I'm fine with pills.' The dentist then returns and says, 'Here's a Viagra tablet.' The patient says, 'Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!' 'It doesn't' said the dentist, 'but it's going to give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth.

[Force-Intruder]

LoL

That's what Jalal is holding on to when writing poetry masterpieces.

Good one btw...

[jeton_struga]

cte bejme ne qe dijme vec frengjisht

[BlooD_VenoM]

Jepi google translate mo .

[Alienated]

E zuren njerin qe kishte vjedhur banken dhe i thote gjykatesi:

- Po t'i kthesh parate, do ta zvogelojme pak denimin.
Ia kthen vjedhesi:

- I dashur gjykates, sikur te kisha dashur te ktheja parate, do merrja kredi nga banka.

[*Anxhi*]

'It doesn't' said the dentist, 'but it's going to give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth.

Bobo ku vini i rremoni te gjitha keto?

[INFINITY©]

Pffff tashi mos me detyro te hap thesin

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[Roi]

Mesusja e pyt Lulin:
Mesusja: Lul per qfar sherben viagra???
Luli: Vuagra eshte kunder diarres (barkqitjes) mesuese..
Mesusja: Si per diarre (barkqitje) kush te tha ashtu??
Luli: Po para disa neteve e degjova mamin tek i thonte babit:
Merre pije nje viagra e forcoje pak ate m*u*t***....

[Apollyon]

Force Intruder me ke shkri me kte foton

[SERAFIM DILO]

cte bejme ne qe dijme vec frengjisht

Thuaj,cip ose parol.