Per Femrat: Keshilla, lexojini dhe zbatojini.

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The Man Rules*******************
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down


Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear ' the rules '
>From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong..
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball
or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can -
to give them a bigger laugh

[LuleDielli]

Hahaha

Ky COPY & PASTE e-mail nuk thekson qe keshtu eshte natyra e meshkujve por qe c'fare rregullash duhet te zbatojne femrat KESHTU QE MESHKUJT TA KENE JETEN ME TE LEHTE. Ndryshim shume shume shume i madh.

Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!

"If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong..
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle."

Kjo me duket si hint i kuptuar si dreqi madje. :P

Nese keto rregulla i ndihmojne meshkujt te pasqyrohen si robota atehere per siguri ne nuk dukemi keq!! :P hahahahaha

[alda09]

Per femrat anglo-amerikane jane keto rregulla se une psh s'ha anglika.

[*suada*]

Or cun. Copy-paste dime te gjithe.
Pastaj jemi ne forum shqiptar, gjuha shqipe ka lezet te shkruhet edhe te lexohet. I bie qe une ketu te shkruaj gjermanisht, por ska lezet.

[augusta b]

Kush e merr persiper ta perktheje kete?

[*suada*]

Kush e merr persiper ta perktheje kete?

Shpresoj autori i temes se ska gabuar duke bere copy paste as edhe nje presje Pastaj nuk jane as fjale te thjeshta ne anglisht per tu kuptuar. Ishalla autori i temes e din cka shkruar LooL, ishalla din ta perktheje

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Shpresoj autori i temes se ska gabuar duke bere copy paste as edhe nje presje Pastaj nuk jane as fjale te thjeshta ne anglisht per tu kuptuar. Ishalla autori i temes e din cka shkruar LooL, ishalla din ta perktheje

Une po pertoja me perkthy po hajt ma me jepni pak kohe dhe do jua jap ne shqip. Sa per copy paste te gjithe e bejme.

[INFINITY©]

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong..
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Me e forta fare ishte kjo e divanit

hahahhahahahaha...kjo ishte e forte kur pame qe te pakten 75% e cunave ketu ne pune e miratuan kete...te shkretet divan c'paskan hequr, heres tjeter ju duhet te flini mberdhe dhe atehere na tregoni kampingun mire

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1. Ne nuk dime te lexojme mendjen.
1. Mesohu ta ulesh vet ndenjesen e WC. Ti je vajze e rritur. Po qe lart, ule poshte. Ne na duhet lart, ty te duhet poshte. Ne nuk ankohemi kur ju e lini poshte.
1. Sporti te dielave eshte si hena e plote. Lere te jete. (Nuk e di sa sens ben kjo ne shqip)
1. Te qarit perben kercenim
1. Thuaje cfare do. Qe te jemi te qarte: Sinjalet qofshin te fshehur ose haptazi nuk funksionojne. Thjesht Thuaje.
1. Po ose jo jane pergjigje te pranueshme per cdo lloj pyetje.
1. Na pyet per nje problem vetem nqs do ndihme per ta zgjidhur. Sepse ne zgjidhim probleme. Sa per simpati ke shoqet.
1. Cdo gje qe kemi thene para 6 muajsh nuk mund te perdoret si argument. Madje cdo gje qe themi anulohet pas nje jave.
1. Nqs ti mendon se je e shendosh, mudesite jane qe je! Mos na pyet ne.
1. Nqs dicka qe ne themi mund te kete dy kuptime dhe nje kuptim ju nevrikos a merzit, ne e kishim ne kuptimin tjeter.
1. Mund te na kerkosh te bejme dicka per ju ose te na thuash si e do. Jo te dyja. Nqs ti di ta besh me mire, beje vete.
1. Nqs ka mundesi cdo gje qe ke per te thene, thuaje gjate reklamave.
1. Kristofor Kolombit nuk i duheshit direksione; as ne nuk na duhen.
1. Te gjithe meshkujt dallojne vetem 16 ngjyra. Pjeshka eshte frut nuk eshte ngjyre. Kungulli gjithashtu.
1. Nqs na kruhet, ne do e kruajme.
1. Nqs ne ju pyesimfare nuk shkon dhe ju pergjigjeni:Asgje; atehere ne do e vazhdojme diten sikur asgje ska ndodhur megjithese e dime se dicka nuk shkon por nuk ja vlen barra qirane ti futemi me thelle.
1. Nqs na ben nje pyetje por nuk doni nje pergjigje, pergatituni per nje pergjigje qe nuk doni te degjoni. (ne shqip s'tingellon kaq mire)
1. Mos na pyesni cfare po mendojme nqs nuk jeni gati te degjoni nje bisede rreth sportit.
1. Keni rroba mjaft.
1. Keni shume kepuce.
1. Jam ne forme. Rrumbullak eshte forme.


U lodha. Here tjeter s'perkthej me. :P

[Shkelqesia_E_Tij]

po te pakten mos beni copy paste dreqi ta haje