~Qesh e Njesh~

[ixnpeL]

Sec mu kujtu nje shprehje, ndersa po i hidhja sy forumit:
''B*tha rrin, e dita shkon''
Me coi tek ideja e nje hapje teme, ku mund te kujtojme shprehje te vjetraa shkodrane (dihet me esence humori) se ora e mesimit mbaroi

Ma merr mendja qe tema do jet 'frekuence per patriotat' perderisa i bana cilesimin pak me lart

Ishalla keni kujtese te forte dhe na sillni materiale te lena ne nje sirtar qe i ka mlu pluhni

[ixnpeL]

-> Kalova lumin t'dhesha kalin.
Ty te bahet ferra brahim.

-> Paske ken stervin

-> Tkan hi betht n'meth (kjo e mund edhe ate seriozitetin tim)

[[LoTi]]

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[ixnpeL]

-Fukaraja mas lind edhe nqs lind mas rr'nofte edhe nqs rr'non vdekt.

-Te rujt zoti shneden se mendja kres te ka fluturu.

-Shnet e jet u rritsh perpjet.

-Kur t'bahet gjethja e fikut sa kama e pats,ja ka ana edhe plaks.

-Ty te bahet ferra brahim.

-I gjati per haxhet(ose per gazep),i shkurti per lezet.

-M'cit Zot t'bubrroj.

[ixnpeL]

A e mbani mend ate shprehjen per punen e 'Nuses'?
(Me shume vjen si bejte...vec hajt)

Pordhi kali n'der t'hanit
e ia ngjiten nji shkodranit
ky shkodrani bani be:
'Nuk kam pjerdh qysh se kam le'
- E bane ti Ali?
- Jo vallahi!
- E bane ti Adem?
- Jo pasha kryt tem!
- E bane ti nuse?
- Po besa, m'pshtoi nji fenduce!

[ixnpeL]

*Edhe i marri e ka kryt si njiri.

*Hin fjale ka dole!

*E leshon fjalen si lopa baglen.

*Flet si me kene e bija e Konti Kacillit!

*Fol me ty e rruj ve te zime ose .

[ixnpeL]

WHITE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
ALBANIAN FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

WHITE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
ALBANIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.

WHITE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
ALBANIAN FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we ****ed up...but that shit was fun!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
ALBANIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
ALBANIAN FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours.

WHITE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
ALBANIAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
ALBANIAN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
ALBANIAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
ALBANIAN FRIENDS: Are for life.

WHITE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
ALBANIAN FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "*****, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
ALBANIAN FRIENDS: Will knock them the **** out!!


Kush di english ta lexoj ca kuptimi ka

[BlooD_VenoM]

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH sa e lezetshme kjo e fundit...

[ixnpeL]

mordor jam poet or tej hahahahah