Humor nga Force-Intruder

[Force-Intruder]

E shkurter : Djali dhe vajza ne shtrat

Djali - Sa vagine te madhe qe ke...
.........Sa vagine te madhe qe ke...

Vazja - OK, por pse e thua dy here...?

Djali : Nuk isha une... ishte jehona.

[Force-Intruder]

Kjo video te shkaterron duke qesh

Titullohet : Si te hutosh nje idiot...

[BlooD_VenoM]

Kjo video te shkaterron duke qesh

Titullohet : Si te hutosh nje idiot... : D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKUQFtR6sPM

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Kur e hapa këtu,thash pse ngeci,pastaj i dhash double click që të hapej në youtube dhe e kapa direkt.

lol

[land]

he says- i love u

she says- i love u too

he says- i love u more

she says- ok, u win

[Force-Intruder]

Nje profesor po i jep stundenteve te rinj te mjekesise, leksionin e pare mbi autopsite. Keshtu vendos ti jape fillimisht disa parime baze.

" Ju duhet te jeni te afte ne gjera gjate nje autopsie :
- E para eshte qe nuk duhet te keni ndjesi frike apo peshtirosje."

Ne kete pike, profesori fut gishtin ne anusin e te vdekurit edhe duke e cuar perpara fytyres e lepin!!!

Pastaj i lutet te gjithe studenteve te bejne te njejten gje, me kufomat qe kane perpara.
Pasi nja dy minutash heshtje dhe shtangje, studentet bejne me rradhe veprimin qe beri edhe profesori, nderkohe qe ky i fundit tund koken ne shenje mos aprovimi.

"Gjeja e dyte qe duhet te keni ne menyre absolute eshte sens i mire observimi : Une futa gishtin e mesit ne anusin e kufomes, por lepiva gishtin tregues"

[broken_smile]

kete te fundit e kisha degjuar dhe perhere me ben te qesh

[Force-Intruder]

(Kjo tingellon me mire ne anglisht)

An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man who has never been with a woman sexually. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad.

She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback. And after a long-distance courtship, they decide to get married.

On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner.

"What happened?" she asks.

"I've never been with a woman," he says. "But if it's anything like screwing a kangaroo I'm gonna need all the room I can get!"

[Geri Tr]

(Kjo tingellon me mire ne anglisht)

An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man who has never been with a woman sexually. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad.

She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback. And after a long-distance courtship, they decide to get married.

On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner.

"What happened?" she asks.

"I've never been with a woman," he says. "But if it's anything like screwing a kangaroo I'm gonna need all the room I can get!"

ahhahahahahahaha kam qesh me lot,ku mi gjen kto bersaleta amon

[PINK]

he says- i love u

she says- i love u too

he says- i love u more

she says- ok, u win

Ou. Pa copyright !! lol

[Geri Tr]

Amon m' qafsh shifen pak ket ahahahhaha