Humor nga Force-Intruder

[USA NR1]

Bisedojnë Adami dhe Eva.
“Adam, a më dashuron vërtetë?”
“E kënd mund ta dua tjetër oj budallaqe?!”

[Force-Intruder]

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[dollar]

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i bojn zbor anglishtes ne prishtine

me fal se ja futa nje koment un

[uvejsa]

i bojn zbor anglishtes ne prishtine

Tani e kuptova se pse nderkombetaret ketu e mesojne shqipen me te madhe.
Kjo eshte strategji, po deshet te punoni ne Kosove, mesoni shqip


Sigurisht kjo fotoja eshte bere per shaka nga teleshikuesit e rregullt te Interaktiv-it, apo me saktesisht te rubrikes "uppss.."
Kur mbesin pa material, bejne gjera te tilla per t'iu permendur emri ne TV.

[Rina_87]

Kjo fotoja e dyte nuk eshte ne Kosove ne fakt. Me sa me kujtohet eshte shperndare permes email-ve me heret dhe nese nuk gaboj eshte te shkiet diku.

Verejeni sesi i jane fshire tabelat e regjistrimit atij kerrit.

[Force-Intruder]

Perkthime te fuqishme ne anglisht te bera nga kinezet

Vini re se si njeri perberes ketu quhet "Fcuk the material"
Ah po... edhe "Restore sugar" eshte perberes

[Force-Intruder]

One day little Johnny comes home one day from school and his mom asks him how his day was.
He replies, "Mom, today I had sex with the teacher!"
Immediately she was angry. She said, "just wait 'till your dad gets home, he's going to be very mad at you. Go to your room!"
So the boy goes to his room and finally his dad is home and comes up to the room. The boy tells his dad and the dad is proud of the boy.
"Great job son! How old are you 12? 13? How about we go down to the store and get that shiny red bicycle you wanted?"
So, they go to the store and the dad buys the bike for his son. Then he says, "well Johnny, do you want to ride the bike home?"
The boy answers, " No, that's okay Dad, My ass is still sore!"

[eldushka]

One day little Johnny comes home one day from school and his mom asks him how his day was.
He replies, "Mom, today I had sex with the teacher!"
Immediately she was angry. She said, "just wait 'till your dad gets home, he's going to be very mad at you. Go to your room!"
So the boy goes to his room and finally his dad is home and comes up to the room. The boy tells his dad and the dad is proud of the boy.
"Great job son! How old are you 12? 13? How about we go down to the store and get that shiny red bicycle you wanted?"
So, they go to the store and the dad buys the bike for his son. Then he says, "well Johnny, do you want to ride the bike home?"
The boy answers, " No, that's okay Dad, My ass is still sore!"

Kishte gje asosacion me ndonje teme kjo? Se nuk e di perse, por une e bera nje me keta shumenorepatesit.
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[veli44]

Plaku e plaka ne shtrat ,plaka per nje moment po i thote plakut a te kujtohet o plak kur ishim te ri, kisha pasur deshira ta perserisim atehere plaku i tha po plako po nuk ka kush me na q...kish harruar plaku si behej ajo pune..

[ChuChu]

FI - aktivizo mp pliz.