1) Q. What are the ideal measurements for a man?
A. 80-20-102. 80 years old, 20 million in the bank, and a 102 degree fever.
2) Q: Why did the cops in New York take the emergency number '911' off their cop cars?
A: Puerto Ricans kept stealing them thinking they were Porsches!
3) Yo Mama is so fat when she opens the refrigerator, it says, "Uncle!"
4) A girl sat sobbing in the police station. "I . . . I was raped by an Irishman," she wailed.
"How do you know it was an Irishman?" the detective asked.
"I had to help him," the girl replied.
5) Due to the current economic situation, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off until further notice
6) Q. Why do girls have belly-button rings?
A. So you can hang an air freshener.
7) Marge was telling her friend Grace how she gets her son out of bed in the morning.
"I just open his door and toss the cat on his bed. He sleeps with his dog."
8) Why are New Yorkers always depressed?
The light at the end of their tunnel is New Jersey.
9) It was so cold last winter.
How cold was it?
I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets!
10) edhe e fundit per sot.........................Bill went into a bookshop and asked the salesgirl if she had a book called:
"How to master Your Wife".
Salesgirl said: "Our science fiction section is upstairs."
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