Ne bar

[BOKE]

In a bar, one car dealer said to another, "Boy business sucks. If I don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my f***** job." Too late, he noticed a beautiful woman sitting two stools away. Immediately, he apologized for his bad language. "That's okay," the beauty replied, "If I don't sell more pu*** this month, I'm going to lose my f****** car."

[ilirkapedani]

wtf??? ca jane ato yjet mer se nuk i morr vesh fare?

[glaukus 001]

Ato *** jane pasoje e filtrit te vendosur ndaj disa fjaleve te turpshme, prandaj kur te shkruani fjale te tilla merrini vete masat duke ia vendosur ju vete ato yje dhe duke mos i shkruar te plota ato lloj fjalesh.

psh fjala @$$ mund te behet --> a**

etj etj

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p.s. qe kur i vume filmin sahatit e kapem veten edhe ne ...

[BOKE]

Dear ... :

I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be.

When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred ... then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me.
Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave.

I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door...:

There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be.
He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test.

Abby, should I tell my fiancee' what her parents did, and that I thought their "little test" was insulting to my character?

Or, Should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom?

[Rona]

Edhe meshkujt (sidomos ata shqiptare) e lexojne "dear Abby" column? Congrats!

[BOKE]

A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for 100 dollars?" "Are you nuts?, she replies. And keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around he block and gets to the corner before she does, "Would you let me bite yor breasts for $1,000 dollars?", he asks again. "Listen sir, I'm not that kind of woman. Got it?" So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again: "Would you let me bite your breasts for 10 thousand dollars?" She thinks about it for awhile and says, "Hmmmm 10,000 dollars eh? OK, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there." So they go to that alley, she takes off the blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them he jumps on them and starts caressing them, fondling them, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them...but no biting. In the end, the woman gets all annoyed and asks, "Are you going to bite them or what??" "Nah," he replies. "Too expensive."