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    Lesson Of The Day ... Never Lie To Your Mother!

    You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one~!



    Brian invited

    his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother

    couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie,

    was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian

    and Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious.

    Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Stephanie than met the eye.

    Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates."

    About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

    Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just

    to be sure. So he sat down and wrote:

    Dear Mom: I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle

    from the house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Brian

    Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:



    Dear Son:

    I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, I'm

    not saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if Stephanie is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the ladle by now.

    Love, Mom



    LESSON OF THE DAY ... NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
    Miresia civilizon inteligjencen
    PUNEN E SOTME MOS E LE PER NESER

    “Po iu jap njė porosi,
    Kėmba e huaj keq iu rri,
    Nuk durohet gjithė vaji i fėmisė, Ēonu tė gjithė nė shėrbim Shqiperis”

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    i/e regjistruar
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    epo tani dhe prinderit kane qene te rinj njeher edhe ata ,ska se si mos kuptojne gjerat me te vogla qe mund tu ndodhin femijve te tyre ,kur i kan kaluar para nesh keto gjera
    smu duk shume per te qeshur ,po e kendshme .

    pershendetje: never lie to your mom or dad

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    i/e regjistruar Maska e Kosovari_78_Ca
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    a

    Kete e kam sjell me shume per keshill se sa per humor. Prinderit e dine edhe kur dhe qka mendojm, sepse edhe ata kan qen neper kete perjudhe te jetes.
    Miresia civilizon inteligjencen
    PUNEN E SOTME MOS E LE PER NESER

    “Po iu jap njė porosi,
    Kėmba e huaj keq iu rri,
    Nuk durohet gjithė vaji i fėmisė, Ēonu tė gjithė nė shėrbim Shqiperis”

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