" Married with children"

[MI CORAZON]

Batutat e këtij seriali janë klasike.

Peggy: What if he is cheating on me?
Marcy: Stand by your man - in court! Take him for everything and get yourself another man. A real man.
Peggy: I don't want a real man. I want Al!
Marcy: Why?
Peggy: Oh I don't know . Have you ever had a pair of old shoes? They're boring and ugly and stink to high heaven. But they're yours, you know? They're worn down and broken in and... and when you put 'em on it feels like there's nothing there, hahaha. That's my Al. (lololol)



Al:Oh honey, that again. Come here a second will ya, let me tell you something. Now just 'cause I don't go to bed with you, doesn't mean I don't love ya. I mean, let's face it, even if you were beautiful - like that girl on TV - I'd still ignore ya. 'Cause your my wife!


Al: Who called Vancouver? Peg, did your mother get so fat she spread across the border?


Al: Now, pumpkin; before you drive your car, you need to be covered.
Kelly: Isn't that up to the guy, Dad?
Al: I'm talking about car insurance, you little...



Steve: Al, I'm really upset with your wife.
Al: Kill her.

[Brari]

tek filmi me xhakun me kerr neper bregdet..

..

eja te tregoj renoirin i thot ajo.. xhakut me telefon..
ishte fjala per nje pikture qe kjo e mbante ne dhom te gjumit..
cjen ki dhe ajo i thote ..ja ku eshte ajo piktura..
ki i thote..
ne kte dhome te gjitha jan te bukura..
me nje fjale..
hmmm..


e kesh llafin per kte ai..
sa cipe plasur astronautua mo..lol.

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E merr ajo ne telefon dhe i thote Te kam ftuar ne shtepine time te shohesh Renuarin. Heziton njehere me iu pergjigj fteses,,,,(hahahahah) Mos ndoshta Renuari ndodhet ne dhomen e gjumit , thote ai. Nefakt atje ndodhet thote ajo...Ku thote ai, nen carcafe??? loooooooool...E shkrujta shpejt , se jam ne rruge...e vazhdoj icik me vone.

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Al: Everybody, I have an announcement. Your happiness... sickens me. Everybody but me is looking at good times. But for me it's been one long continuous year since I got married. Actually, one long month. Helluary.


Al: I don't smell no food. If you expect me to pleasure you, I need what Robert Mitchum needs.
Peggy: A jowl tightening?
Al: No. Beef. Let's have it, baby.
Peggy: Al, do you know I cooked four hours for that five minutes of sex we had? It just isn't worth it.


Al: Peg, do we really need Christmas icicles? It's May.
Peggy: Well you'll thank me in December.
Al: Only if you leave me in November.

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Peggy: Question two. Who would you rather spend the night with? A - your wife, or B...
Al: B.

[SnoW~DroP]

AL : Peg we've been married for 17 years. Can't we just be friends

Al : Milwaukee. That's the town they build around you mother
isn't it, Peg?

AL: Peg, you can stab me with knives, you can beat me with clubs,
you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex but there's
no way on earth you can make me get a second job.
Al : Insurance is like marriage.
You pay and pay but you never get anything back.

Al : Oh, Lord, if I ever meant anything to you,
please let me fall asleep before she thinks of sex

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Peggy: Sooo... we've certainly learned a lot about each other. We have no opinions on politics, religion, science, starving people, nuclear holocaust or recycling. The only thing we seem to feel strongly about is we both hate that painting behind Jay Leno.


Peggy: What would you like?
Al: A nice juicy steak, medium rare, with little brown potatoes on the right side of the plate, ketchup on the left, where some people waste space with vegetables. And for dessert, a roast beef.
E ngordhi...(lol)



Al: We don't need the lottery. We have each other.
Peggy: I want the lottery.


Al: Hello, Peg.
Peggy: How did you know it was me?
Al: Because I actually heard God laugh.

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Al: We all have to live with our disappointments...
I have to sleep with mine.

Al: Christmas is not the time for regrets.
That's what anniversaries are for.

Al: I hate my life ... can't eat, can't sleep,
can't bury my wife in the backyard.


Al: People who work putting shoes on fat women who wear dresses
should not have 20/20 vision. (loool)

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Peggy: I want sex.
Al: So do I, but I see no reason to drag *you* into it.


Peggy: Did you miss me?
Al: With every bullet, so far.


(Installing a satellite dish)
Jefferson: Okay, I've inserted Screw S into Walsher T. Dan, hand me Screw U.
Officer Dan: What did you say?
Jefferson: I said Screw U.
Officer Dan: (Drawing gun) Up yours!

(It's Friday, but Al & Peg want to make Kelly think it's really Saturday)
Peggy: C'mon, Al. Pretend it's Saturday.
Al: (right hand down his pants; switches to the left one)
Kelly: (comes home)
Kelly: (looks at Al) Oh my god, it's Saturday?



Peggy: This is George Washington, the father of our country.
Kelly: I thought that was James Brown.
Peggy: No, he was the Godfather of soul.
Kelly: I thought that was Don Corleone.
Peggy: I think we've had enough for one day.