"Futurama"

[LONDON-TIRONC]

"You're watching Futurama: the show that does not advocate the cool crime of robbery." lool



Bender: "I'm great, everybody else sucks! Except that guy Bender. He's really something. Whoooooooo!"
Speaker voice: "All medalists report for gender testing."
Bender: "Ahuaugh!"
Bender: "Wait, I've got it. Professor, make a woman out of me!"
Professor: "Oh I think we should just stay friends..."
Professor: "Bender! A robot sex change is a complex and dangerous procedure. Replacing your testosteroil with fembot lubricants can cause wild mood swings. And the effects may be irreversible. Well, let's get started."
Leela: "No, you can't!"
Amy: "If you have even the slightest respect for the dignity of women..."
Bender: "Pfft."

looool


Sillni ndonje batute nga Futurama,(per ata qe e ndjekin).

[Clauss]

hahaha i preferuari im eshte Zapp Brannigan dhe Bender natyrisht.
nga episodet e mia me te preferuara jane "When aliens attack", "Amazon women in the mood", "War is an H-word", "Parasites lost" etc.

Bender - Fry has found the perfect girlfriend: Amy is rich, she probably has got other characteristics.

Bender - Hey Universe, check out the dude with the Rolex.

Fry - I not a one-woman man Leila.
Leela - You'll be back to zero soon enough

Zap - I suffer from a very sexy desease. How I call it Kiff?
Kiff - Sexlexia

Zap - you're black. you're brown. No matter what coloryou are , black white or chinese you'll learn to die together.

Zap - You'll come back to me crawling like a bird on its belly
Leela - bird dont crawl
Zap - They've been known to.

Zap - What lotion do u use?
Leela - X lotion
Zap - Roger that. Kiff buy me 10 cases of X
Kiff - What should I do with your old lotion sir?
Zap - Give it to some poor men with dry elbows

Bender - As your God is my witness.

dhe firma ime lol
Bender - O my God i'm so embarraced, I wish everybody else was dead.

[Leila]

It's LEELA! "Now strip naked and get on the probulator."

[Clauss]

Race condition Leila.

Ja dhe disa te tjera:

Zap - I'm the man with no name, Zap Brannigan at your service.

Zap - You disgust me ... go on

Zap - u win again gravity

Prof - Where's your doctor's diploma???
Zoidberg - I lost it .. in a volcano

Prof - Yes, that sequence of words I just said made perfect sense.

Prof - Something involving so many big words cannot be wrong

Bender - This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!

Bender - Like all of life's problems, pumping is just a primitive form of bending


Episode guide -> http://www.geocities.com/zoidberg_fan/episodes/index.html
Chars bio -> http://www.geocities.com/zoidberg_fan/bios.html
Wiki -> http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Futurama

[LONDON-TIRONC]

lol

Leela: "Oh, god... Not Zapp Brannigan."
Zoidberg: "You know Zapp Brannigan?"
Leela: "Let's just say we crossed paths..."
Bender: "Was that before or after you slept with him?"
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Leela: "It would've been nice if you'd told me that you're going out with Amy."
Fry: "I'm not going out with Amy. It's fake, just for her parents. Hey, you're not jealous, are you?"
Leela: "What? No. No, of course not."
Fry: "Good. Because I consider my fake relationship with you a lot more meaningful."
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Fry: "Look, I know Flexo is your friend. But I don't trust him alone with the atom."
Bender: "My god, Fry. Just 'cause a guy's got a beard you label him as evil? Well, I got a label for you, pal. An ugly little word called 'prejudice'."
Fry: "I'm not prejudiced."
Bender: "Meh, save it for the cross burning, Adolf."
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Fry: "Eh, it's funny, Bender. With you sick and Leela blind only I know what really went on up there. Maybe some day... I'll tell you the whole story."
Bender: "And maybe some day, I won't listen."

[Leila]

Leela: I might've liked Zapp if he wasn't an arrogant jerkwad who threw me in prison.
Bender: You know you really are too picky.

Zapp Brannigan: Leela! I didn't know where else to turn. You're the only woman who ever loved me.
Leela: I never loved you.
Zapp: I mean physically.

[LONDON-TIRONC]

loll

Bender: "And so I ask you this one question. Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?"

[Leila]

Bender Juniors: "Daddy Bender! Daddy Bender!" lol

[LONDON-TIRONC]

Fry: *plays holophonor*
Bender: *walks in* "Aha!"
Fry: "Bender! I was just not playing the holophonor."
Bender: "Yeah well you should try not stinking at it."

[romeoOOO]

Shume te forta ka!