Four men are bragging about how smart their dogs are. The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist,and the fourth was a Government Worker.

To show off, the Engineer called his dog. 'T-Square, do your stuff.' T-Square trotted over to the desk, took out some paper and a pen, and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that that was pretty smart.

But the Accountant said his dog could do better. He called on his dog and said 'Spreadsheet, do your stuff.' Spreadsheet went into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into four equal piles of three cookies each. Everyone agreed that was good.

But the Chemist said that his dog could do even better than that. He called his dog and said 'Measure, do your stuff.' Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took a quart of milk, got a 10-ounce glass from the cupboard, and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was good.

Then the three men turned to the Government Worker, and said 'What can your dog do?' The Government Worked called to his dog and said: 'Coffee Break, do your stuff.' Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, dumped on the paper, screwed the other three dogs, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filled a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for Worker's Compensation, and went home for the rest of the Week on Sick leave.