How to execute a selfish screw and extract maximum self pleasure from the process.
Screw it -and try to unscrew it afterwards.
No, wait! First you heat it up - really heat it up to the point of melting, show it the full meaning of the eternal embrace first. Make it burst beyond the gutter of distraction, let the magma flow. Show it how to twirl around its substance and believe the spinning will free it from all the well-defined inhibitions and the ones that vaguely qualify as such. Make it flush the round borders of the hole down the drains. Unchain the obstacles in its breath. Wipe off the sawdust blossoms falling on the surface of inhabitations unchained. Taste the squeaking caught in between consequent comprehensions of its very own being. Nevermind the hauling of the neighborhood dogs, for since that very first time that they managed to keep the Morning Star fall upon this piece of soil, they have found the blissful truth and will never be stoppable again. Keep screwing - make it penetrate the last circle of consumed minds with the outmost self-confidence, give it the last push to the entrance of pure self-existence. Make it cum in its own burning fluids, convinced for once that the walls are but made of penetrateable brick, nothing a screw can't crumble if shoved in the right spot... Then...
Then get an ice cube and place it carefully on its head. The screw will fall no later than the last particle of solid substance drips into water...
Process has proven to give maximum masturbating pleasure when associated with regulated breathing... in... out...
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