Clean Limericks (per te gjitha moshat)

[KoTeLja_VL]

There was a young lady named Bright,
Who traveled much faster than light.
She started one day
In the relative way,
And returned on the previous night.

[green]

Nice this one!:)

Someone for Me

I knew he was waiting for me.
Our lives are aligned -- meant to be.
Alas! I found out
(And now have no doubt.)
He died in 1863.

:^lulja3

[KoTeLja_VL]

"Mother, may I go out to swim?"
"Yes, my darling daughter,
But hang your clothes on a hickory limb,
And don't go near the water.":p

[KoTeLja_VL]

There once was a student from Trinity,
Tried to take the square root of infinity.
Whilst counting the digits
Was seized with the fidgets.
Gave up math and took up divinity.

[green]

Blue Heart

When my heart is broken and blue
And I can think only of you,
You know what I think?
I think that you stink
I know that the fault is with you :)

[KoTeLja_VL]

There once was a girl Selina,
who wanted to be a ballerina.
She went on her toes,
and broke her nose.
Then she became cleaner.

[green]

Kotelke :)

E fundit;
per sonte,
(hopefully):P

Performing is really quite hard.
I wonder how it was for the bard,
When a medieval king,
Demand that he sing,
Or be dragged away by the guard? :P

:D