Same Robber
The teller had just been robbed for the third time by the same man.
The police officer was asking if he had noticed anything specific about the criminal.
""Yes "" said the teller ,"he seems to be better dressed each time."




A young boy walkes into the kitchen and ask his mother ."Isit true that people can be taken apartlike mackines?"
"Of course not .Where did you hear something like that ?"
his mom replied.
The young boy answered,
"Well,the other day ,Daddy was talking to someone on the phone and he said he screwed the ass off his secretary."