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The love affair and the worries of Mr.Attorney Atheist
Mr. Cranconmann had been all his life an obedient boy.He never rejected his dad,even when he became very intrusive in his private life.
Mr.Crankonmann Atheist was born and grown up in the town of
Bodyvictory,in Crankonia East.He was 18 when somebody from the East Crankonian home office told him that he should this time play the rebel.All what he
had to do was join the blind crowds before the Chines pagoda of the city where
mass operations were under way to make crankonians feel like human beings.
This was athe greatest collective deception in the history of mankind but the trick worked and Crankonians hurried to tell the story to anybody who happened to travel through Bodyvictory.The country's learnt class even wrote volumes about the humanising demonstrations of the Crankonians at the Chinese pagoda,hoping that coming generations would finally have some reason to be oproud of the country's history.
Mr Crankonmann told his part in this story so often that the day came when he himself came to believe that he had really been a human before being a human came into vogue.
Now this was something of the past.He had even given up telling the story of his life,for the simple reason that being a human was no more in vogue in Crankonia.He had even abandoned his home town and had moved to Tobruknburg.Here he had studied law and being that Crankonians had great respect for castrated atheists,he was soon given the position of the Attorney General of Tobruknburg.At that time he was 26(twenty-six).Everything worked according to plan.The Attorney General married a lesbian woman so that he could be free from the natural responsibilities of matrimonial life.Everythins seemed ok till that fatal day.
Poor Mr. Attorney Atheist.He had been for one week for holidays in the Ucryine and had tried to pose as a potent fellow to a radiated ucryinian widow.
Mr.Attorney Atheist thought from the very beginning that his was a noble act.And he thought also that there was no harm in it for his career,for nobody was there around to see him.The bad thing was though that he had never reckoned with the eagle.
An arrogant eagle was all the time flying in circles over his head.He tried to forget the presence of the eagle,paid some money to the ucryinian widow and turned back to Tobruknburg,hoping to be able and continue his obedient life as Mr.
Attorney Atheist.
But the very next morning,when he was going to his office he saw the ucryinian eagle fly over Tobruknburg.He was shocked.And the more so when he saw that wherever he was going the ucryinian eagle was over him.
From that time on Mr Attorney Atheist dreamt of nothing else but how to shoot down the eagle.If I could but should down that eagle,if I but only could do that I would be the happiest man in Crankonia he thought.As every bad event has got something good with it,Mr.Attorney Atheist was so engaged in his eagle shooting fantasies that he suddenly developed a great interest in weapons.So much so that he even started playing with the thought of changing his family name from Atheist to Hunter,which was practically impossible as his wife was very fond of his family name.
She was very worried about her husband's new patterns of conduct.Recently she often heard him shout at night,I'll shoot that eagle down,I'll shoot it down.
Somehow the eagle noticed that his presence had worried so much Mr.Attorney Atheist.When it was so far the Eagle decided to fly the last circle and move out of Crankonia bearing in mind to take care not to make that last circle vulgar by doing anything that could remind Mr.Atheist of the Ucryine.
A promise which was not easy to keep up to.
Author Wittstar Tobruknburg,11.06.2004.
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Spelling mistakes
I am sorry for the three spelling mistakes which I could find in this text.
At the beginning instead of Chines it should be spelled Chinese.
The word oproud should be without the o at the beginning and
the word everthins,should have a g instead of an s.
Please have understanding for such spelling mistakes as I have got some serious vision problems
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From things unpublished
" The positive influence of dicatorships on the development of literature
has been greatly underestimated" Author Wittstar
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