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    ...gjení... Maska e mad
    Anëtarësuar
    18-03-2004
    Vendndodhja
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    50 Ways To Say “I Love You”

    1. “If my heart were a baked potato, I’d serve it to you with extra butter and sour cream.”

    2. “Your terrible personality isn’t so terrible after a few drinks and even when I sober up, it’s not as terrible as everyone says.”

    3. “I’d shave my entire body with a dull, rusty razor blade and take a vinegar bath for you.”

    4. “I am rubber, you are glue, any feelings you have for me bounce off and stick to you. Ironically, I feel the same way.”

    5. “The other day I saw this little girl day drop her whole ice cream cone on the ground and start bawling. After I stopped laughing, I thought, “I’m the same way when you don’t call when you say you will.”

    6. “I saw you in the morning, on the toilet, and I didn’t run screaming. So there.”

    7. “Hug me. If you let go -- you lose.”

    8. “Umm… like… you and me? Yeah. You and me.”

    9. “You are to me what an eye patch and parrot is to a pirate.”

    10. “You are the hole in my donut.”

    11. “I am the pork, you are the beans.”

    12. “You make me want to vomit little chocolate hearts.”

    13. “You are my personal parachute.”

    14. “If you were a margarita, I’d drink you by the bucket.”

    15. “I really like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like you.”

    16. “If I had my junior high dance to do all over again, I’d lean against the far wall, stare at you, and hate myself for not asking you if you liked the punch.”

    17. “I don’t love you. I merely enjoy tolerating your existence immensely.”

    18. “I’ll still want to have sex with you even when you’re old, fat, and ugly.”

    19. “You had me at ‘Stop following me’.”

    20. “Your farts smell like vanilla.”

    21. “We’re a two person chain gang.”

    22. ““I am valedictorian of the University of You.”

    23. “If you needed a kidney transplant, I’d also throw in a bonus lung.”

    24. “The wet, fatty ball of muscle and sinew that pumps my thick, steaming blood to all of my internal organs starts to beat irregularly when you come into my line of sight.”

    25. “You are to me what Oprah is to mediocre self-help gurus.”

    26. “While you’re in the shower, I collect your skin flakes from the sheets and now I carry them around in this little napkin I keep tied around my neck.”

    27. “You suck! So good.”

    28. “If you were frozen in Carbonite and taken by bounty hunters, I’d gladly disguise myself, infiltrate a fortress of intergalactic gangsters, threaten them with a thermal detonator, and defrost you myself.”

    29. “When I was a kid I was kind of stupid and I thought it would be fun if I stuck a fork in the wall socket and obviously I was thrown across the room. Well, that shock that made my teeth chatter and my hair fall out? That’s like you.”

    30. “We are totally codependent and I don’t want it any other way.”

    31. “This is the “happily ever after” part of the damn fairy tale, dig?”

    32. “If you were a handful of genital crabs, I’d never change my underwear.”

    33. “I’m not saying we shouldn’t see other people. I’m just saying I’ll chase whoever you see out of town with a nail-studded baseball bat.”

    34. “I am your blank check. Don’t bounce me.”

    35. “Shut your piehole! Okay -- now kiss me with that beautiful piehole.”

    36. “If you were in a horrible accident and they put your head in a saline solution-filled fish tank, I’d feed you, change your water, and carry you on my back everyday until they built you a kick-ass robot body.”

    37. “If given the choice between playing roundball like Michael Jordan or raising rugrats with you in a trailer park then I’d be the first to stand in line to buy diapers.”

    38. “You’re such a fucking asshole! And so am I. Let’s forgive each other, get drunk, and screw.”

    39. “If I was smart, I’d follow you around like a puppy and never, ever crap in the corner.”

    40. “Not only would I carry you out of the factory and drive away you away on my sweet chopper… I’d also buy you a beer and a basket of fries.”

    41. I wrote you a poem: “You walk in beauty like the night/ which means you’re the hottest babe in sight/Come home with me so I don’t get in a fight/I agree with what you said: you are always right.”

    42. “I’m a grown up and just face the facts that you’re my security blanket.”

    43. “You don’t know it, but right here, right now, is the point in the musical montage part of the movie. Let’s split a pretzel and go for a walk on the footbridge.”

    44. “Not only would I die for you, I’d bitch slap Satan a good one, too.”

    45.“Look: you’re the only one allowed in my bunker. So go get some batteries while I’ll clean my shotgun.”

    46. “I’m a junky for your instant messages.”

    47. “I had the weirdest dream last night: I was waking up just as dawn was breaking, but instead of the sun rising on the horizon, it was your glowing face. You were smiling and glowing and it felt to good. Isn’t that just strange? I have NO idea what that means. Pass the ketchup.”

    48. “You’re my best and only naked friend.”

    49. “I’d smoke five packs of you everyday and welcome each and every eventual tumor.”

    50. “Let’s set aside cool, ironic detachment for just a moment, shall we? I love you. Wow… wasn’t that just like lame movie Reality Bites? You’ve never seen it? It’s awesome… in a totally stupid way.”
    ::|maDes!gn © 2009|::

  2. #2
    my prince arrived Maska e joanna
    Anëtarësuar
    26-09-2003
    Vendndodhja
    athine
    Postime
    300

    Question

    po ku i gjete tera keto mo aman?
    apo i ke nga eksperienca?
    _Mos thuaj <<te dua>> pa e ndjere se kur ta ndjesh cfare do thuash?
    -jeta eshte nje rrote qe gjithmone rrotullohet e i sjell gjerat sic duhen per te mbajtur ekuiliber.prandaj kujdes!!!
    E JETO C'DO CAST TE JETES SE NUK KTHEHEN PRAPA. ;) :P

  3. #3
    i/e regjistruar
    Anëtarësuar
    08-08-2003
    Vendndodhja
    Shangri-La
    Postime
    6,261
    Citim Postuar më parë nga mad


    2. “Your terrible personality isn’t so terrible after a few drinks and even when I sober up, it’s not as terrible as everyone says.”

    3. “I’d shave my entire body with a dull, rusty razor blade and take a vinegar bath for you.”


    5. “The other day I saw this little girl day drop her whole ice cream cone on the ground and start bawling. After I stopped laughing, I thought, “I’m the same way when you don’t call when you say you will.”

    6. “I saw you in the morning, on the toilet, and I didn’t run screaming. So there.”

    10. “You are the hole in my donut.”


    18. “I’ll still want to have sex with you even when you’re old, fat, and ugly.”


    23. “If you needed a kidney transplant, I’d also throw in a bonus lung.”

    24. “The wet, fatty ball of muscle and sinew that pumps my thick, steaming blood to all of my internal organs starts to beat irregularly when you come into my line of sight.”



    29. “When I was a kid I was kind of stupid and I thought it would be fun if I stuck a fork in the wall socket and obviously I was thrown across the room. Well, that shock that made my teeth chatter and my hair fall out? That’s like you.”


    41. I wrote you a poem: “You walk in beauty like the night/ which means you’re the hottest babe in sight/Come home with me so I don’t get in a fight/I agree with what you said: you are always right.”


    47. “I had the weirdest dream last night: I was waking up just as dawn was breaking, but instead of the sun rising on the horizon, it was your glowing face. You were smiling and glowing and it felt to good. Isn’t that just strange? I have NO idea what that means. Pass the ketchup.”

    48. “You’re my best and only naked friend.”

    49. “I’d smoke five packs of you everyday and welcome each and every eventual tumor.”



    lol keto me beren per te qeshur me shume
    I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich.

  4. #4
    Durrsak-Rob Zoti Maska e Sherri
    Anëtarësuar
    25-03-2004
    Vendndodhja
    Itali
    Postime
    869

    Sherri

    Citim Postuar më parë nga joanna
    po ku i gjete tera keto mo aman?
    apo i ke nga eksperienca?
    KY DJALI PO DITI 50 EREMONDI(AI BURRI JOT ME I FJALE) DI 150
    THENIE TE EREMONDIT:
    DASHURIA PER JOANEN QE KA EREMONDI MBUSH ME LOT TERE LUBJANEN(SLLOVENI)

    JOANNA TE DUA TI E VETMJA VAJZE "KATUNARE" PER MUA

    JOANNA MORO MOU MOS ME HARRO ME TJETER BURRE MOS MU MARTO

    JOANNA O KORCARE O TE MARR TY O HIC FARE

    etj etj eshte e gjate lista

  5. #5
    my prince arrived Maska e joanna
    Anëtarësuar
    26-09-2003
    Vendndodhja
    athine
    Postime
    300
    Citim Postuar më parë nga sherri
    KY DJALI PO DITI 50 EREMONDI(AI BURRI JOT ME I FJALE) DI 150
    THENIE TE EREMONDIT:
    DASHURIA PER JOANEN QE KA EREMONDI MBUSH ME LOT TERE LUBJANEN(SLLOVENI)

    JOANNA TE DUA TI E VETMJA VAJZE "KATUNARE" PER MUA

    JOANNA MORO MOU MOS ME HARRO ME TJETER BURRE MOS MU MARTO

    JOANNA O KORCARE O TE MARR TY O HIC FARE

    etj etj eshte e gjate lista
    po me mire keshtu o sherro sesa te mundohesh e mos te te dale asgje

    ty psh nuk te thote asnjera te dua se je .... por mos ki merak se do gjendet edhe per ty ndonje qorre-sakate-shurdhe e ne pergjithesi me te meta qe te te mare, mos e humb shpresen
    _Mos thuaj <<te dua>> pa e ndjere se kur ta ndjesh cfare do thuash?
    -jeta eshte nje rrote qe gjithmone rrotullohet e i sjell gjerat sic duhen per te mbajtur ekuiliber.prandaj kujdes!!!
    E JETO C'DO CAST TE JETES SE NUK KTHEHEN PRAPA. ;) :P

  6. #6
    !Welcome! Maska e StormAngel
    Anëtarësuar
    05-02-2003
    Vendndodhja
    Zurich, Switzerland
    Postime
    6,846
    mad shume te mira keto.
    We didn't land on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock landed on us.

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