Blonde Jokes

[SweetiePie]

I just think that the blonde jokes are funny, but don't get me wrong. I am kind of a blonde myself so i don't have anything against them is just that i love the jokes about them.
Postoni gjitha barsoletat qe dini ndaj bjondeve, shqip ose anglisht
Sinqerisht,
SweetiePie

[SweetiePie]

Ja disa nga une...

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's

Q: Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?
A: She got cold and turned off the fan

Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up

Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an "F" in sex

Q: Why can't a blonde get a drivers license?
A: Because every time the instructor says "Let's park" she jumps in the back seat

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?
A: Not everyone has been in a 747

Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on her

Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives?
A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday night

Q: What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins?
A: He wanted to know who the other man was...

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

[Erinda]

ja ku ke disa nga mua!

A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because every part of her body hurt.
The doctor looked concerned and said, "Show me where."
The blonde touched her own arm and screamed, "Ouch!"
Then she touched her leg and screamed, "Ouch!"
She touched her nose and cried, "Ouch!"
She looked at her doctor and said, "See? It hurts everywhere!"
The doctor laughed and said, "Don't worry; it's not serious. You''ve just got a broken index finger."


A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals.
She proudly said, "Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!"
Her friend said, "O.K. then, what's the capital of France?"
The blonde replied, "Oh, that's so easy! F."

Blonde Technology

Q: Why did the blonde sell her television?
A: To buy a VCR!

[BOKE]

A trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck and knocks on his door. The trucker lowers the window and she says, "Hi, my name is Linda Rose and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. Jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker rolls down the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Linda Rose and you're losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again but this time, races to the next red light. When he stops this time, He quickly gets out of his truck, runs back to the blonde's car, knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says, "Hi my name is Tony, it's winter in Minnesota and I'm driving a fucking SALT TRUCK!!!"