The Prisoner

[Plaku_Mere]

A prisoner escapes from his prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it.
He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair, ties up the woman to the bed and while he gets on top of her, he kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. While he is there, the husband tells his wife: "listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in prison, and has not seen a woman in years. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do
what he tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us.
Be strong, honey.
I love you"
To which the wife responds, "I am glad you think that
way. Sure, he has not seen a woman in years, but he was not
kissing my neck. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.
Be strong, honey.
I love you too..."

[ilirkapedani]

ooooowwww nasty!

[glaukus 001]

Really nasty ! dirty

Dhe burri qe kujtoi se ishte i sigurt. heheee
Si duket kur te burgosurit rrine paaaaaak gjate ne burg "they get converted the other way"
I ngjan asaj barsaletes me ate burrin qe ish i vetmi qe mbijetoi nga pasagjeret e avionit qe u perplas ne shkretetire. Per disa muaj ai jetoi duke ngrene barishte e fruta mqs kish qelluar prane nje oazi. Pas ca kohesh rastis qe kalon andej nje grua qe kish humbur rrugen dhe po vdiste nga etja. Ky burri u kujdesua per te , i dha uje e ushqim dhe ne fund ajo i tha : Me kerko c'te duash !
Ai ia ktheu : A ma kap dot ate zebren atje tutje , se kam muaj qe po e ndjek ?!!!?



Mqs jemi tek tema me te burgosur ja se c'thuhet per jeten ne burg :


* PRISON LIFE versus FULL-TIME JOB

1. In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell.
At work you spend most of your time in a 6' X 8' cubicle.

2. In prison you get three meals a day.
At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that one.

3. In prison you get time off for good behavior.
At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

4. At work you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
In prison a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

5. In prison you can watch TV and play games.
At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

6. In prison they ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere.
At work you are just ball-and-chained.

7. In prison you get your own toilet.
At work you have to share.

8. In prison they allow your family and friends to visit.
At work you cannot even speak to your family and friends.

9. In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required.
At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

10. In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and inside bars.

11. In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at anytime.
At work there are some programs you can never get out of.

12. In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic.
At work we have managers.

[The Dardha]

Cben rrugeve ti o burra brenda lol. E bere burgun hotel me 5 yje...

Plaku Mere ne burg i ka reshkitur sapuni atij te burgosurit lol

[glaukus 001]

E mire edhe ti se nuk behet fjale per burgjet shqiptare po per ato amerikane por sido qe te vije puna burgu eshte burg.
Thone se 4 here behesh femi : kur je femije, kur bie ne burg, ne spital dhe kur plakesh.

"Look at the stars not at the bars"

bota ben shaka me gjithcka ....