SPOONERISM-i

[Larsus]

keni degjuar per spoonerism? kur te shpeton goja dhe e thuaj gabim but still makes sense... ideja e vjershezes sone "C'ben keshtu more Besnik/ a i thuhet mikut ik?"

Per shembull:

Cat flap ...................................(Flat cap)
Bad salad............................... (Sad ballad)
Soap in your hole ....................................(Hope in your soul)
Mean as custard ....................................(Keen as mustard)
Plaster man........................................ (Master plan)
Pleating and humming .......................(Heating and plumbing)
Trim your snow tail............................. (Trim your toe nails)
Birthington's washday ..........................(Washington's Birthday)
Trail snacks ..........................................(Snail tracks)
Bottle in front of me ............................(Frontal Lobotomy)
Sale of two titties ............................(Tale of two cities)
Rental Deceptionist ..........................(Dental Receptionist)
Flock of bats ...................................(Block of flats)
Chewing the doors ..........................(Doing the chores)
Prinderella and the Cince .....................(Cinderella and the Prince)
Beeping Sleauty......................... (Sleeping Beauty)
The Pea Little Thrigs ..........................(The Three Little Pigs)
Goldybear and the Three Locks ..........................(Goldilocks and the Three Bears)
Ali Theeva and the Forty Babs ............(Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves)

[Ihti]

Shkau gau
shinte binte
pi kaj e cafe
na kau carin~

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