Damn
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the woman at the teller
window "I want to open a damn checking account."
The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir? I must have
misunderstood you. What did you say?"
"Listen up, damit. I said, I want to open a damn checking account now!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this
bank."
The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to
inform him
of her situation. The manager agrees that the teller does not have to
listen
to that foul language.
They both return to the window and the manager asks the old geezer,
"Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
"There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won 50 million bucks
in
the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this
damn
bank."
"I see," says the manager, "and is this bitch giving you a hard time?
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dinner conversation gone wrong
WIFE: "What if I died - would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: - - - silence - - -
HUSBAND: "Shit."
Pėrgjigju Duke Cituar
Krijoni Kontakt