It's all about the chicken

[Ihti]

Why, oh why did that foresaken chicken cross taht road?
I am sure we all have tried in our own way to give an answer, to this mysterious dilemma of the 21st century.

But here I'll show how some bright minds approach this matter:


Why did the chicken cross the road?

The Dead Sea Scrolls:

And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the Chicken crossed the road...


Martin Luther King, Jr.:

I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.


Jack Nicholson:

'Cause it ***** wanted to. That's the ****** reason.

Arnold Schwartznegger:
-It vill be back.


James Dean:

To prove he wasn't chicken.


Grandpa:

In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us!

to be continued...

[katana]

SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a
complete fabrication. We do
not even have a chicken.

GEORGE W BUSH

We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We
just want to know if
the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The
chicken is either for us
or against us. There is no middle ground.

COLIN POWELL
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see
the satellite image of
the chicken crossing the road.

TONY BLAIR
I agree with George.


HANS BLIX

We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but
we have not yet been
allowed to have access to the other side of the
road.


DR SEUSS

Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it
with a toad? Yes, the
chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've
not been told.

HOMER SIMPSON
Mmmmmmmmm . . . . c h i c k e n



SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the fact the
chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity


what? am not concerned whether the chicken crossed the road mr freud - am concerned with y the rooster didn't follow her.

[Ihti]

Speaking of the rooster....
Tom Leykis says:

I cannot believe that women are SO shocked to hear that the reason the chicken crossed the road is because the rooster was trying to get into her pants!


Bill Gates:

We own the road. We own the chicken. It's none of your damn business!


Ernest Hemingway:

To die. In the rain...

[Toro]

Enver Hoxha:

Pula eshte dhe mish, por eshte dhe veze!

Papa i Romes:

God bless chickens!

Larry Flynt:
That chick is so sexy! Smile baby! Cheers!

[Toro]

Enver Hoxha:

Pula eshte dhe mish, por eshte dhe veze!

Papa i Romes:

God bless chickens!

Larry Flynt:
That chick is so sexy! Smile baby! Cheers!

[Ferdinandi]

Hihihi e lezcme kjo Toro...po Saliu me Fatosin kane thene nonji gje te tille?

[Ihti]

I'm in a chicken mood again...just had lunch....anyways, let's see how other celebrities approach this enigma.

Bob Dylan:
How many roads must one chicken cross?


Groucho Marx:
Chicken? What's all this talk about chicken? Why, I had an uncle who thought he was a chicken. My aunt almost divorced him, but we needed the eggs.


Colonel Sanders:
I missed one?

[katana]

ummmmmmm lunch

[liliella]

how about an early dinner after work anej nga puna e ihtit

[Ihti]

How about an early drink knej nga puna ime?