The Italian guy who went in Malta !!!

[Marin23]

One day one italian guy goes to Malta for holiday and when he comes back to Italy he show his diary to his friends wich he wrote it in english :

(read it in italian accent )

Ona day ima gonna go ina big hotel in Malta !!
Ima gonna have some good food and ima gonna
drink like the old days.

I go to the restorante and i tella waiter to bring me
two pissis tost !!
He brought me only one piss!!
I tella him i want two piss ona my plate !!
He said me, you better not piss ona your plate,
you Sona ma Bitch.....
I dont even know the man and he called me Sona ma Bitch !


Anyway, I go to another restorante.
The waiter brought me a spoon a knife but not a Fock !!
I told him i wonna Fock !
He told me everyone wonna Fock !
I say him, you not understand .. I wonna fock
ona my table.
He said me, you better not fock ona table you go
to the toilet, you Sona ma Bitch
I dont even know the man and he called me Sona ma Bitch


Than, i went to my hotel.
In my room i had a pillow, blanket but not shit
I call the man and I say: I wont two shit !!
He said to me you better not shit here. Go to the toilet.
Nooo you no understand!!! I wanna shit onna my bed !
You better not shit ona bed you italian Sona ma Bitch .

I wasa very angry !
I take my bags and i go to recepsione .
I wenta there and i tolda the men at the desk:
Scuzi, I want to go to Italy
The man at the desk said, good than "Peace on You"
Yes, and I piss all of you too .....
Arrivederci, maleducati

[carlido21]

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