Dirty Ed goes home after school and tells his father "dad, I got a D in Math"
-Why son, what did you do?
-Well the teacher asked me how much is 2 times 3, and I said 6
-Well that is right son...
-Then she asked me how much is 3 times 2
Father- What's the fucking difference?
-That is what i said too dad.....
DIrty Ed in grammar:
The teacher askes the students to form a sentence where the word beautiful would be used twice.
Mary goes first :
-My mom bought a beautiful dress, and she looked beautiful in it
Teacher- That is very well done Mary
Little Tom goes next:
My friend gathered a beautiful buquet of flowers and put it on the pot beautifully.
teacher_that is excellent Tom
...and then she reluctantly askes dirty Ed.
Ed-We were at the dinner table and my sister said she is pregnant.
My dad said "beautiful, fucking beautiful!"
Dirty Ed was sitting on a bench at the park eating a candy bar after another.
an old man sitting next to him said:
-You know son, if you eat so many candies, your teeth will rot, and your cholesterol will go sky high, and many diseases start from that.
Dirty Ed, set silent for a minute, then said :
-my grandpa lived 120 years...
Old man-did he eat so many candies?
Dirty Ed- No, he minded his own fucking business!!!
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