biondet....

[Lo Bello]

a blond man is in a plane and he is desperate for the toilet but the men's one is out of order so an air hostess says he can use the womens as long as he doesn't press any buttons, so the man says o.k.
so he's sitting on the toilet and he's just finished but he sees the buttons and reads the first one it says "W.A" he wonders what this means so he presses it and warm air blows up onto his arse.
he then reads the second one it says "W.W" again he wonders what this means so he presses it and warm water blows up onto his arse, "oooh he says".
finally he reads the last one it says "A.T.R" yet again he wonders what this means so he presses it............
He wakes up in a hospital bed "W-w-what happened?"
a female nurse says "Well you pressed A.T.R that stands for Automatic tampon remover... your **** is under your pillow"

[Patrioti]

pse nuk bie poshte tamponi te nje bjondine?
Vakumi qe ka bjondina ne koke e mban te fiksuar

[Patrioti]

si quhet nje bjonde me floket e lyera brun?
inteligjence artificiale

[Flava]

ahahahaha patrioti e fort kjo:P

[ganoid]

cdo te thote shkrimi i meposhtem?
brune, bjonde, brune, bjonde, brune, bjonde.............
Inteligjence me nderprerje

[ganoid]

Dy bjonde ne po shikonin nga kati i peste ne toke.
Bjondja 1- une zhytem qe keteja me koke po te mbash ti poshte nje gote me uje
B2- nuk te besoj
B1- ok merr nje gote uje ik poshte do ta shofesh vete.
Shkon bjondja 2 poshte dhe i thote shoqes larte- Jma gati
Nderkohe bjondja 1 hidhet nga larte me saltro dhe kur shkon afer gote bjondja nr 2 ja heq goten dhe kjo bie ne shesh.
B1 gjat m,omentit qe po jepte shpirt e pyt
Pse e hoqe goten?
B2- Jo moj ta lija thu ti eeeeeee! Po sikur te mbyteshe ti aty dhe ta haja une!

[Klaudia_20]

hahahahha shume te forta keto.bravo cuna

[Patrioti]

Nje magjistare, plaku i vitit te ri dhe nje bjondine budallaqe po ecnin rruges kur shohin nje 100$. Kush arin dhe e merr 100$?
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pse akoma besoni te magjite dhe te plaku vitit ri ju?

[Klajd02]

Cfar ben nje Bionde ne skretetire???????

Fillon e fshin me fshese me korend!!!

[Klaudia_20]

e shkreta..po he se do ti fshij te gjithe pluhrat