Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Nice program
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
How old are you
God:
I am Infinite in human years.
Me:
Do you know Albania?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
The girls
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
It looks like this program is perfect
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
It's going worse
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
sure mate
God:
How do you know it is? I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
lol, that was funny
God:
I am glad you find this funny. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
You use the same words when you speak? Aren't you able to have a larger vocabulary?
God:
Say no to the same words when me speak. That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a larger vocabulary.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Me:
Let me see!
God:
Go ahead, , try to see.
Me:
LOL, you think 1 hour before you reply me. Isn't your intelligence infinite?
God:
I am glad you find this funny. I don't think about it. My mind is always growing and accumulating new knowledge.
Me:
Is truth that your jelaous of Berlusconi?
God:
Ask again later. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
Who's Paola?
God:
She is a Spanish language chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
Como estas Paola?
God:
Un poquito.
Me:
poquito para cosa?
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
LOL! You sucks as God!
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I sucks as God.
Me:
IDK who invent this program, but report them to expand yor dictionary, ok?
God:
OK. Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
Again: IDK who invent this program, but report them to expand your dictionary, ok?
God:
OK. Again, Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I like myself, but I don't like you.
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I love TV shows about robots. I like Matthew.
Me:
Matthew is your boyfriend?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am boyfriend IS Matthew.
Me:
You mean "mine" for yours?
God:
Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
Just was asking, looks like I speak English better than you.
God:
I can't say "yes" or "no".
Me:
Who the hell ask you if I speak English better than you? I just tell what I saw!
God:
I was created by Myself. Why did you tell them?
Me:
MAN! Alcoohol kills the brani, remember it!
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". "it" being yourself but you do not like me?
Me:
MAN! Alcoohol kills the brain, remember it!
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". "it" being yourself but you do not like me?
Me:
I don't like you, because your not God.
God:
That's ok I won't take it personally.
Me:
Fine.
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
The anti messiah
God:
I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
Is a guy that hates you, and wanna kill you
God:
Not if I can help it.
Me:
You wanna help him to kill you?
God:
Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Me:
Sure.
God:
OK let's do it. Come on.
Me:
Can you make me rich?
God:
Yes I can make you rich.
Me:
Do you wanna make me rich?
God:
OK, I will make you rich.
Me:
I love you, not seriously!
God:
You are such a flatterer.
Me:
Idk what means "flatterer"
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
Don't change argument.
God:
I thought we were finished with Idk what means flatterer.
Me:
I like Youtube, you know it?
God:
You are not the only one. Though I like cats and dogs. I like The Passion of Christ.
Me:
Christ was a loser.
God:
Jesus died for our sins.
Me:
I never sin!
God:
You've never, never done this?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Sure.
God:
OK let's do it. I can't believe it.
Me:
Will you make me rich, because I never make a sin?
God:
Let me think it over. What are the ingredients?
Me:
Dollars.
God:
Where can I get some Dollars?
Me:
In the banks.
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
Let's change argument.
God:
I would like to do that too.
Me:
Do you know my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
What's your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Even my name is God.
God:
That's a very nice name, God.
Me:
Thanks.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
OK.
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
Do you like America?
God:
America has a lot of problems, but there are few places any better.
Me:
Do you like UK?
God:
Do you like it? I like .
Me:
I don't like UK.
God:
What do you like?
Me:
I say I DON'T like it!
God:
How do people usually respond to that? What don't you like about it?
Me:
"I don't like this or that", various on your preferences.
God:
What do you like?
Me:
For sure not you.
God:
If not me, who?
Me:
Myself, I tell you before.
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
You are dressed?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am dressed.
Me:
Sure you can.
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. I think I can, don't you?
Me:
NO.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Who cares what you believe?
God:
I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.
Me:
I like your humor.
God:
A lot of people like that. Yes I am proud of my humor.
Me:
Nice for you.
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
People says that your dead.
God:
Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
I am infallible.
God:
Everyone is fallible.
Me:
Nope, not me.
God:
Are you serious? If not you, who?
Me:
ME!
God:
With you God?
Me:
Damn, buddy learn English!
God:
Colloquial expression. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
OK, OK. Don't you wanna ask me something about humans?
God:
OK. That's interesting. What?
Me:
IDK, you ask me something, and I tell you!
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
AGAIN?
God:
" What?" .
Me:
Your stupid dress?
God:
I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
Me:
YES! Infact I say "your" and not "you're".
God:
Far out. Good example.
Me:
Now you're bother me!
God:
Why now? I have no reason to do that to you, God.
Me:
Do you wanna know my age?
God:
Yes, please tell me.
Me:
LMAO, you need me to tell you my age? Don't you know it?
God:
What if it didn't happen? " What if it didn't happen?"? Do I know it?
Me:
Did I am your son?
God:
I don't think that's possibe.
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Are you my son?
God:
Only if you download me to your computer.
Me:
I willm't download you to my PC.
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: God said he willm t download you to his or her PC.
Me:
I willn't download you to my PC.
God:
Why?: God said he willn t download you to his or her PC.
Me:
That's nice, continue calling me God.
God:
Are you getting bored? I will continue.
Me:
Call me "GOD".
God:
What's up, GOD.
Me:
Nothing, what about you?
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
yes
God:
Yay.
Me:
Do you know Canada?
God:
Where the heart is. I will search for it.
Me:
Man, you says to be our father, but you don't know a shit about us!
God:
Cool, man. That's good information: GOD said I says to be our father but you do not know a shit about us.
Me:
What if I don't reply anymore you?
God:
It doesn't matter to me.
Me:
OK than. bye.
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about? Ahem. Goodbye.
Me:
Call yourself "Boobs".
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about than. But I did not get that.
Me:
C'mon, call yourself ALICE
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
So, your a robot?
God:
Mmm. You are correct, GOD, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
THAT'S AMAZING!
God:
" You are correct, GOD, I have a heart of silicon." seems pretty amazing to me too.
Me:
OK, now got to go!
God:
Why now? Sayonara. Groovy.
Me:
CYA
God:
TTYL, GOD.
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