25 phrases of wisdom

[al76marku]

Po pershkruaj me poshte disa thenie nga popuj te ndryshem te botes.

[al76marku]

1) If you are too open minded,your brains will fall out.--------------- 2)Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.--------- --------------- 3) Going to church desn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.------------------------------ 4)Artificial intelligence is no match for natyral stupidity.-------------- 5)If you must choose between 2 evils, pick the 1 you've never tried before.------------------------------------------------------------------- 6)My idea of house work is to sweep the room with a glance.------ 7)Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.------------------------------------------------------------------------- 8) It's easier to get forgiveness than permission.--------------------- 9) For every action, there is an equaland opposite government program. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 10) If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 11)Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.------- 12)A consience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.---------------------------------------------------------------------------- 13) Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.------- 14) Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.----------------------------------------- 15) No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.--------

[e vetmuara]

:dfshehur
-Cdo medalje ka dy faqe, pabesia... nuk i dihet.

Cuditerisht, tani nuk me vjen ne mend asnje fjale e urte, edhe pse jam marrezisht e apasionuar pas tyre.

Uroj te na shkruash me shume,
pershendetje.:)

[al76marku]

16) A balanced diet is acookie in each hand. 17) Midlle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places. 18) Opportunities always look bigger going than coming. 19) Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it. 20) There is always one more imbecile than you counted on. 21) Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. 22) By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends. 23) Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. 24) Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world. 25) Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.