Humor rreth meshkujve

[Izadora]

AI *
Po me dhe nje te puthur,do jesh e imja perjete .
AJO *
Faleminderit per paralajmrimin


Nje grua :
Burri im eshte nje Engjell
Gruaja tjeter :
Ti paske fat,burri im akoma jeton.


Pse meshkujt nuk kalojne Midlife- Krize ? Sepse asnjeher nuk dalin nga periudha e pubartetit

[Xingaro]

Dy meshkuj bejne muhabet.
-Per te bere seks nje mashkull djeg 300 kalori.Une dje konsumova 2000 kalori dhe i dogja te gjitha.
-E paske bere shume here...
-Jo,vetem nje here e bera...po 1700 kalorite e tjera i kisha harxhu me i mush menjen.

[Milkway]

Femrat jan si nevojtoret e qytetit, ose jan t'zonta ose t'dhime.

Kur e din qe po t'rren ndonje femer ?
Q'atëhere kur ta hapin ajo gojën me folë.

hahahahahhaahahahhaha ahhahahahahah

[Enii]

Why does a man prefer blondes?
Men always like intellectual company.

Why does a man like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.

A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
Dating children.

How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

What should you give a man who has everything?
A. A woman to show him how to work it.
B. Penicillin

Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.

Why don't men have mid-life crises?
They stay stuck in adolescence.

How does a man show he's planning for the Future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

How was Colonel Sanders a typical male?
All he cared about were legs, breasts, and thighs.

[Dito]

Budallalleku eshte e kunderta e femres. Sa me vjeter te jete aq me shume adhurohet.

[Dito]

(Budalla si nje burre) thone grate: (E poshter si nje grua) thone burrat: Budallallek eshte te gruaja ajo qe nuk eshte femerore.

[Dito]

Hej ju FEMRA me thoni a nuk eshte e vetmuar nje lavatrice pa nje kemishe burri.

[Dito]

Eshte e mjere ajo femer qe ska gjuhe, Por eshte I lumtur ai mashkull qe e merr.

[Xingaro]

E dini pse nje femer e sheh nje film porno deri ne fund?
Se shpreson qe ne fund ai dhe ajo do martohen.

[Izadora]

Nje cift pas nates se pare te marteses :
Ajo *
Shko na be nje kafe ,apo as kete nuk di me be ?


Si mund ta lidhesh nje mashkull ne krevat ?
Mjafton ti cosh Televizorin ne dhomen e gjumit.