Per te qeshur .........

[DjaliNgaIshulli]

Subject: Condoleeeezzzaaaaaa Rice-Bush



We take you now to the Oval Office...

President George W. Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

National Security Advisor Condoleeza Rice: Sir,I have the report here about the new leader of China.

Bush: Great. Lay it on me.

Rice: Hu is the new leader of China.

Bush: That's what I want to know.

Rice: That's what I'm telling you.

Bush: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Rice: Yes.

Bush: I mean the fellow's name.

Rice: Hu.

Bush: The guy in China.

Rice: Hu.

Bush: The new leader of China.

Rice: Hu.

Bush: The Chinaman!

Rice: Hu is leading China.

Bush: Now whaddya asking me for?

Rice: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

Bush: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Rice: That's the mans name.

Bush: That's who's name?

Rice: Yes.

Bush: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Rice: Yes, sir.

Bush: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Rice: That's correct.

Bush: Then who is in China?

Rice: Yes, sir.

Bush: Yassir is in China?

Rice: No, sir.

Bush: Then who is?

Rice: Yes, sir.

Bush: Yassir?

Rice: No, sir.

Bush: Look, Rice. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Rice: Kofi?

Bush: No, thanks.

Rice: You want Kofi?

Bush: No.

Rice: You don't want Kofi.

Bush: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Rice: Yes, sir.

Bush: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Rice: Kofi?

Bush: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Rice: And call who?

Bush: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Rice: Hu is the guy in China.

Bush: Will you stay out of China?!

Rice: Yes, sir.

Bush: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Rice: Kofi.

Bush: All right! With cream and two sugars.Now get on the phone.

(Rice picks up the phone.)

Rice: Rice, here.

Bush: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.

Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

[DjaliNgaIshulli]

>I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH or CRY ??
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>"Ariel Sharon of Israel is a Man of Peace"
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>George W. Bush
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>George W. Bush
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>"The inhabitants of Greece are the Greecians"
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>George W. Bush
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>"The French don't have a word for 'Entrepreneur'"
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>George W. Bush
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>"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
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>George W. Bush
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>"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
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>George W. Bush
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>"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in
the
>Future."
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>George W. Bush
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>"The future will be better tomorrow."
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>George W. Bush
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>"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
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>George W. Bush
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>"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
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>George W. Bush
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>"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a
firm
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>commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
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>George W. Bush
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>"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the
polls."
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>George W. Bush
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>"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
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>George W. Bush
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>"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our
children."
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>George W. Bush
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>"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the
impurities in
>our air and water that are doing it."
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>George W. Bush
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>"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
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>George W. Bush
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[Mos_moreee]

djalngaishulli,
ajo e para osh hilarious.e kam lexu 100 here edhe gjithmon me bo me qesh,po te dyten mos t'vi keq po ia ke fut kot plako,lol,se nuk i ka thon bushi ato t'gjitha.kur t'kopjosh fwd nga interneti te pakten kopjoi tamom,se misinformo robt.

[DjaliNgaIshulli]

Une te pergezoj per seriozitetin me te cilin e ke marre kete pune dhe me ben te lumtur fakti qe Amerika gjen tek ti nje pike te forte mbeshtetjeje per te mbrojtur figuren e personaliteteve te saj.

Me respekt,
DjaliNgaIshulli

[Mos_moreee]

gjithe modesti ju them se amerika nuk ka nevoje per pike mbeshtetjeje,aq me pak mua. megjithate flm per komplimentin.
God Bless America!!!

me respekt,
mos_moreee

[bexheti]

tema duhet titulluar PER TE QARE

[Mos_moreee]

do te qash, e po qaj plas atehere!!!
Irena mos qaj ti, Irena....:P

[bexheti]

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