Ca ju pret me ardh ne Angli. (Rose)

[sn0m]

Cuna, shifeni ca ju pret kur te vini ne angli, dhe qe ta provoni tamam, uhet qe pa tjeter te edukoheni deri ne ate pike sa te filloni te mjelni mjaltin nga qypi. OK enjoy tregimin e poshtem:

I’M afraid I’ve lost my gorgeous girlfriend because I got drunk and had sex with her best friend.

That would be bad enough, but my girl was asleep on the sofa next to us at the time.

I’m 22 and my girlfriend is 20. We’ve been going out for six months and I love her deeply.

She is a hairdresser and we met when I went for a trim. My eyes popped out of my head when I first saw her.

She is so beautiful that it took me two weeks to gather the courage to ask her out.

I couldn’t believe my luck when she said yes. She is great fun and makes me laugh a lot. She’s kind and loving and we have a really good sex life. Everything has been perfect — until now.

I’ve got to know her family and friends, and sometimes her best mate comes out with us.
They have been friends since school and are close.

Her mate and I have always got on, though I’ve never fancied her.

A couple of weeks ago her mate was feeling a bit down after splitting with her boyfriend.

My girlfriend invited her out to the pub with us to cheer her up. Afterwards we went back to my girlfriend’s flat with a few bottles of wine.

My girl fell asleep on the sofa while her mate and I carried on drinking and talking.

Suddenly we were kissing and we ended up naked on the living-room floor. I don’t know how it happened or why I did it. I just couldn’t stop myself.

We started having sex and must have been making a bit of noise because my girlfriend suddenly woke up and started shouting and screaming at us.

She called me a lot of nasty names and had a big fight with her friend, who left in tears.

I tried to explain but didn’t know what to say. My girlfriend was chucking things at me and didn’t even let me get dressed properly.

She threw me out and threw my clothes after me. She said that she never wanted to see or hear from me again.

I was left standing outside her house with my shoes in one hand and the rest of my clothes in the other. I just didn’t know what to do.

I haven’t seen her since. I know I did wrong but don’t know how to put it right. What can I do?

Flowers and chocolates aren’t going to be enough to do the trick. Please help

[rolua]

une prape kete poste nuk e kuptova por nuk ka gje!!






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[sn0m]

Cuna dhe nje tjeter, vec ta dini se po su late 2 here ne dite, te rruheni, te shkoni ke berberi te pakten nje here ne jave, te harxhoni nja 20 pound me bleparfum te mire dhe kur te hkoni te bleni rroba te top-shopi te pakten e jo te tregu elephantit apo i vauxhalli-t do ju bjere bela ne koke si kjo ketu:

I FLASH my knickers at every party and always end up having sex with some guy on the night. I want to stop as everyone is calling me names but I can’t seem to help it.

I am 17 and don’t have a boyfriend. It all started about a year ago when I got very drunk at a party and lifted my skirt to show the boys my knickers.

It was fun and got a real reaction from them. They all wanted to be near me and it was exciting. I’d never felt so popular and enjoyed being the centre of attention.

It led to one particular boy seeming really keen on me. He was all over me and he walked me home. We had sex on the way but I haven’t seen him since.

Now I can’t seem to stop following this pattern and flash at every party I attend. Sometimes it’s with knickers on and sometimes I purposely go without.

I get a real thrill out of it which leads me to having sex. I have had a dozen or so one-night stands over the past year and I know this is why people say I’m easy.

I hate it and hate what I have become.

I have tried to stop but I can’t. I have also tried not drinking, as I get drunk after only a few drinks.

The trouble is I don’t stand out from the crowd when I am not drunk and don’t get any interest from guys.

UUUUUU, kujdes kondomat cuna se iket per lesh.
SN

[Pyes_Lotin]

hahahah Durex special quality!!!
hahaha harrova si quhen edhe ato te David Beckam

Gocat vdesin per ato lloj (ANGLEZET)

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OOO my GOD another typical english story.........enjoy

MY girlfriend and I swopped partners on holiday — not just once but lots of times. It felt great at the time but it has wrecked my love life.

We are both 24 and have been together for nine months. She is everything I want in a woman — beautiful, sexy and very loving.

We have both been really busy at work so we decided to get away to the sunshine for a couple of weeks.

We were really excited when we got a last-minute deal for a break in Thailand.

It was our first holiday together and the hotel was full of people our own age.

We knew we were in for a really good time. We got in with a crowd of about five other couples and we all drank a lot.

We were having a drink with them in the hotel on the second evening and the conversation got round to games like Truth, Dare Or Promise and how far we would be willing to go for a dare.

We all egged each other on and it ended up with the men putting their room keys on the table face downwards while the women went to the bar.

Then the women came back and each took one. We all paired off and went to different bedrooms.

I was with a fantastic-looking blonde who was really raunchy in bed and the sex was amazing.

My girlfriend came back to our room a couple of hours later and she was up for anything. We had sex then and it was better than we have ever had before.

We all went skinny-dipping in the pool the next evening and ended up swopping partners again.

I don’t know how it happened but I ended up with two girls, which is every man’s dream, and it lived up to expectations.

This sort of thing carried on during the whole holiday.

It was drink and sex all the time. We slept around freely in the group and with strangers, sometimes in rooms next to each other.

My girlfriend and I were very open about it all and she told me at the end of the holiday that she had slept with two men one evening.

We just thought it was all a big laugh at the time.

It felt like an OK thing to do while we were there but it has changed our relationship.

Since we’ve come back I feel almost awkward having sex with her.

I worry whether she’s finding it boring and I’ve even lost my erection because I am so preoccupied.

Now I’m finding excuses to avoid sex. I can’t stop thinking about what we did. My girlfriend doesn’t seem affected by it but I don’t know where we stand.

I don’t know whether I am over-reacting or whether it is something we need to discuss.

[sn0m]

Ububuuuu, Dirrty england, auchtung baby

I STARTED having sex with my aunt eight years ago, when I was 19 and she was 38.

I wrote to you soon after it started. You advised me to end it but I couldn’t bring myself to do it, as she was so good in bed.

It is still going on — even though I got married six years ago and now have a three-year-old daughter.

My aunt, who is my mum’s sister, is married with three children of her own.

Even though I love my wife loads, I still fancy the pants off my aunt, even at 46.

We meet as often as we can and we have even managed to sneak away for a weekend. She isn’t stunning but she dresses sexily for me and wears sexy underwear, which blows my mind.

She has never asked me to run away with her. We have been tempted but our families mean too much to us to do that.

I know I have to end it somehow, because my wife doesn’t deserve this.

She would be devastated if she found out, and it would be the end of our marriage. I don’t want our daughter to come from a broken family.

Please help me. If I had listened to you before, I wouldn’t be in this mess.




Kujdes me ju anglezat lerini tezet rrehat.....

[rolua]

tani e mora vesh.hahah
gozha e mire!


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UUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Dirrtyyyyy english, achtung albanians
I AM having an affair with my brother’s wife and we want to run away together.

I’m an 18-year-old girl and I’ve always been very close to my brother. He’s 23 and took me to football matches and concerts.

As I got older, he would sometimes take me clubbing with his mates. He was always very protective.

Then he met his wife, who’s 22. I was jealous when they started going out because he stopped taking me out so much.

Then I got to know her and liked her a lot. We became like sisters and used to go out shopping together.

Sometimes we had girlie nights out. We all got on really well and it was great to see my brother so happy.

When they married, I was a bridesmaid and helped choose her dress and hairstyle. I spend the weekend at their house quite regularly.

A few months ago, they invited me over and at first it just seemed like a normal weekend.

My sister-in-law cooked a Chinese meal and afterwards we all drank vodka shots.

After finishing a bottle of vodka and some beers, we were on their four-seater settee watching a soft-porn video. There was a bit in it with two girls making love.

Suddenly, my sister-in-law started copying what they were doing in the film — touching me in sensitive places, kissing me and licking my ear.

I was a bit surprised at first but a bit too drunk to react quickly. Then I saw my brother was watching, like he wanted to see how I’d react.

I could see he was OK with what his wife was doing. It felt really nice so I didn’t stop her.

Soon she started to make love to me, and afterwards she did the same with my brother.

It all seemed very dreamlike. It was a wild, weird night but I really liked making love with my sister-in-law.

In the following weeks, she would phone me up when my brother was away, ask me over and we’d have sex.

It was wonderful. We’d make love slowly, gently, tenderly. She makes me feel very loved and cherished.

We’ve finally admitted we’re in love with each other and she wants to leave my brother so the two of us can go away together.

At first, I was all for it but I’ve since started to think how hurt my brother would be.

Losing your wife is bad enough but losing her to your sister would be terrible. I don’t want to hurt him but I really do love her.

She’s getting ready to file for divorce already so I have to make a decision quickly. I don’t know what to do.

[lagjia-5]

nuk mundesh me fol shqip ti mor, apo je bo anglez fol shqip se ata qe dune me arrdhe ne angli nuk dine anglisht

gjithe te mirat nga quni nga lagjia-5

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Eeeewwwwwwwww ajo me auntien is dirrrrtyy and nasty