Why Women Are Cranky

[Zanë Kosove]

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
.....one old love
she can imagine
going back to...
and one who reminds
her how far she has come...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
.....enough money within her
control to move out and
rent a place of her own
even if she never wants
to or needs to...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
....something perfect to wear if
the employer or date of her dreams
wants to see her in an hour...


A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
....a youth she's content
to leave behind...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
.....a past juicy enough that
she's looking forward to
retelling it in her old age....

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
.....a set of screwdrivers, a
cordless drill, and a black
lace bra...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
....one friend who always makes
her laugh... and one who lets
her cry...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
.....a good piece of furniture
not previously owned by anyone
else in her family...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
.....eight matching plates, wine
glasses with stems, and a recipe
for a meal that will make her
guests feel honored..

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
.....a feeling of control over
her destiny...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
....how to fall in love without
losing herself...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
....how to quit a job,
break up with a lover,
and confront a friend
without ruining the friendship...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
.....when to try harder... and
when to walk away...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
.....that she can't change the
length of her calves, the width
of her hips, or the nature of her
parents...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
.....that her childhood may not
! have been perfect...but its
over...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
.....what she would and wouldn't
do for love or more...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
....how to live alone... even if
she doesn't like it...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
.....whom she can trust,
whom she can't,
and why she shouldn't
take it personally...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW..
.....where to go...
be it to her best friend's kitchen table...
or a charming inn in the woods...
when her soul needs soothing...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
....what she can and can't
accomplish in a day...
a month...and a year...

[Steve]

Saint Valentine's day....Good lucky for people in love...!

Roses are red, violets are blue
Sugar is sweet and I love you...!

I want to be near you all the time,
and never say goodbye.
Please, my darling, say you're mine, I'll love you until I die.!

Wake up on this special day,
And read these words from me.
It's not a dream. My love is true.
Look in my heart and see..!

[Zanë Kosove]

In My Eyes, You're A Beautiful Flower

Designed so artfully ~
fashioned by the masters hand
especially for me.
Each petals light shines from your soul
with amazing clarity ~
and I stand in awe and silence
as it gently circles me.
I hear your heart songs whispering
of wonders yet to see ~
true blessings I've been granted
for you share those songs with me.
I'll nurture you so tenderly
with drops of morning dew ~
My dream
to spend eternity.
My Flower ~ Loving You.

[Steve]

Nice a lot nice...where are you from in usa?

[Zanë Kosove]

TWO HEARTS ONE LOVE

When at first, you spoke,
before our eyes ever met,
it kindled a spark within my heart,
which burns ever so warmly yet.


Something in your manner,
something in the sound of your voice,
opened wide the doors to my heart,
and it seemed, I had no choice.



Every day, that we've shared together,
every day, that we've been apart,
I have kept you tucked away safely,
in the deepest corners of my heart.


My first concern each morning,
is to know that you're all right.
And my last thought, before I go to sleep,
is of you, each and every night.


As when we first walked together,
and ever since our love began,
I cling to your every promise,
as I steadily hold onto your hand.



You have never walked ahead of me,
You have never placed me far behind.
It is by your side, that I continue to walk,
as we stroll through our journey paths divine.


We have crossed many rivers together,
None have been only " mine ".
Because we share each step, and breath, we take,
You truly are My Forever Valentine

[Zanë Kosove]

Woman's Prayer

Now I lay me

Down to sleep.

I pray the Lord

My shape to keep.

Please no wrinkles

Please no bags

And please lift my butt

Before it sags.

Please no age spots

Please no gray

And as for my belly,

Please take it away.

Please keep me healthy

Please keep me young,

And thank you Dear Lord

For all that you've done.

Foot Note: One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."

[Zanë Kosove]

FRIEND



(A)ccepts you as you are
(B)elieves in "you"
(C)alls you just to say "HI"
(D)oesn't give up ! ! on you
(E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts)
(F)orgives your mistakes
(G)ives unconditionally
(H)elps you
(I)nvites you over
(J)ust "be" with you
(K)eeps you close at heart
(L)oves you for who you are
(M)akes a difference in your life
(N)ever Judges
(O)ffer support
(P)icks you up
(Q)uiets your fears
(R)aises your spirits
(S)ays nice things about you
(T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it
(U)nderstands you
(V)alues you
(W)alks beside you
(X)-plains thing you don't understand
(Y)ells when you won't listen and
(Z)aps you back to reality

[Zanë Kosove]

"I wish for you..."


Comfort on difficult days,
Smiles when sadness intrudes,
Rainbows to follow the clouds,
Laughter to kiss your lips,


Sunsets to warm your heart,
Gentle hugs when spirits sag,
Friendships to brighten your being,
Beauty for your eyes to see,


Confidence for when you doubt,
Faith so that you can believe,
Courage to know yourself,
Patience to accept the truth,
And love to complete your life.

[Zanë Kosove]

The place to be happy is here.
The time to be happy is now.
The way to be happy
is to make others so.

[Zanë Kosove]

Pass A Smile.....

Smiling is infectious,

you catch it like the flu.

When someone smiled at me today,

I started smiling too.

I passed around the corner,

and someone saw my grin -

When he smiled I realized,

I'd passed it on to him.

I thought about that smile,

then I realized it's worth,

a single smile, just like mine,

could travel round the earth.

So, if you feel a smile begin,

don't leave it undetected -

Let's start an epidemic quick

and get the world infected!