Chuck NORRIS facts!

[Force-Intruder]

Babagjyshi i Vitit te Ri i kerkon Chuck Norrisit dhurata dhe jo e kunderta.

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Hahahaha,duhet me e thon si barcalet kte tashi nshoqeri

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Chuck Norrisi eshte i vetmi qe ka numeruar deri ne infinit.... DY HERE!

Chuck Norrisi nuk mban ore. Ai e vendos vete sa eshte ora!

Teoria e evolucionit mori fund diten kur lindi Chuck Norris.

[Nete]

Kjo ka qen motii,se me nuk ka shanse

[Force-Intruder]

Adresa email e Chuckut eshte:

gmail@chucknorris.com

[Lov!]

Chuck Norris' Letter to Santa

Dear Santa,

As usual I have not just been good, I have been extremely awesome this year. My radicalness has been rather excessive and I'm almost afraid that I am too good for my own good. But whatever, I can handle it. As you know, I am not sending you a Christmas wish list. This is a Christmas list of demands. Meet my demands, or I will meet you in an icy back alley in the North Pole and then I'll make every little kid's fear come true. Got it?

My Christmas List of Demands:
1. An Osama Bin Laden Punching bag.
2. A Texas Ranger Star Badge Shining Kit. I used my star to slit a man's throat.
3. A rocket ship so I can fly to the moon. I'm sure there's some bad guys up there.
4. A baby. I've always wanted a boy of my own so I can name him Crawler, Texas Ranger.
5. My own theme park like Dolly Pardon has. I'll call it Chuck Island.
6. A musical written about my life. And it will have the greatest kick line ever.
7. A new Christmas tie. I used my last one to strangle a man.
8. Help my new book "Kicking Bad Guys for Dummies: An Idiot's Guide to Stopping Evil Doers with Your Foot," get to the top seller list.
9. A new pair of boots. I shoved my last pair up a bad guy's ass.
10. World Peace...oh wait, I'll handle that one.

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Arnold Schwarzeneggeri, Sylvester Stallone, dhe Chuck Norris vdesin dhe shkojne ne parajse. Aty shikojne Zotin e ulur ne fronin e tij, dhe nje stol tjeter bosh ne te djathte te tij.
"Vetem njeri prej jush mund te jete krahu im i djathte e te ulet prane meje. Me thoni perse mendoni se e meritoni kete nder?", - i pyet Zoti
Arnoldi i thote: "Mendoj se me takon mua se per vite te tera i kam nxitur njerezit te permiresojne shendetin e tyre fizik, si edhe kam punuar per t'u sherbyer".
Sylvesteri i thote: "Mendoj se me takon mua sepse me rolet e mia i kam nxitur njerezit te bejne me te miren e mundshme dhe te luftojne per endrrat e tyre"
Chuck Norrisi i afrohet Zotit, e shikon drejt ne sy dhe i thote "Ti mjekrosh je ulur te froni im..."

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Chuck Norrisi eshte shkaku numer NJE i vdekjeve ne bote.
Vete vdekja eshte shkaku numer DY.

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Chuck Norrisi mund te ferkoje dy copa druri bashke e te beje uje.

[Lov!]

Nëse shkruani gabim ne Google, Chuch Norri, nuk do ju sugjerohet " Mos donit të nënkuptonit Chuck Norris?" por " Vrapo, sa të mundesh "




E=mc2
c= Chuck Norris