Chuck NORRIS facts!

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[km92]

Ja edhe Chuck Norrisi shqiptar.





Chuck norris Mustafai

[Milkway]

Chuck Norris me deshte e kthen Arion*boy ne tifoz te Real Madritit

[km92]

Chuck Norris me deshte e kthen Arion*boy ne tifoz te Real Madritit

Edhe Muahhh ne tifoz te Barces

[Milkway]

Me desht Chuck Norris e bene Llapin simpatizant te te ndjerit Rugoves

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1. Kur Chuk Norris del perpara pasqyres, ai nuk sheh asgje. Nuk mund te kete nje Chuk Norris te dyte.
2. Chuk Norris sapo ka shkruar nje autobiografi, ishte thjeshte lista e njerezve qe ai ka vrare.
3. Hena eshte faktikisht nje trup qiellor qe ishte planifikuar te godiste token, por me pas Chuk Norris e shqelmoi ate duke e cuar atje ku ehste sot.
4. Kur doktorret i kane hequr bajamet Chuk Norrisit, ata kane perdorur nje sharre elektrike.
5. Ne te vertete Muri Kinez eshte ndertuar per te mbajtur Chuk Norrisin jashte. Ishte nje disfate e papare.
6. Nese rastesisht nga ndonje ndodhi e cuditshme, Chuk Norrisit do ti duhej te luftonte me veteveten ai do te fitonte.
7. Nuk ekziston dicka e tille si "ngrohja globale". Chuk Norris kishte te ftohte keshtu qe vendosi te ndeze diellin.
8. Chuk Norris eshte i vetmi njeri ne bote qe mundet te dergoje me email nje shqelm.
9. Chuk Norrispati idene te shese urinen e tij si nje pije ne kanace. Sot kjo pije njihet si Red Bull.
10. Bibla fillimisht quhej "Chuk Norrisi dhe shoket"
11. Nuk eshte e vertete qe industria eshte shkaktarja e shkaterrimit te pyjeve. Chuk Norrisit i duheshin disa kruajtese dhembesh.
12. Chuk Norris perdor edhe drite nate. Kjo jo sepse ai ka frike nga erresira, por sepse erresira ka frike nga ai.
13. E dini perse klonimi eshte i ndaluar? Sepse nese do te klonohej Chuk Norris dhe ata te dy do te takoheshin, atehere ky do te ishte fundi i universit.
14. Chuk Norris njehere shkoi per parashutizem, por premtoi te mos e bente me. Nje Grand Canyon mjafton!
15. Nuk ka me pyetje "te jesh a te mos jesh". E vendos Chuk Norrisi pergjigjen per ju.

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Chuck Norris ka numrue deri ne infinit
dy here

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Chuck Norris edhe Bruce Lee
kur jan fjalos ne Rom te amfiteatri
i ka thon: .......MUNDESH ME ME MBYT O BRUCE LEE
POR UNE PRAP SE PRAP DO TE JETOJ MA SHUM SE TI.....

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Nese ti ke 5 dollare dhe Chuck Norris ka poashtu 5 dollare , dije qe ai ka me shum para se ti

Chuck Norrisi mund te teshet me sy hapur !!!

Chuck Norrisi vret dy gurez me vetem nje zog !!!

E forte kjo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
LoooooooooooooL

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Chuck Norris protects Split bakery

Croatian Times

Store bosses have seen off burglars by placing a life-sized photo of Hollywood action star Chuck Norris in the window.

The posh bakery shop in Split, Croatia, had often been broken until they put up the poster of the karate champ with a sign saying: "This shop is under the protection of Chuck Norris."

Now the bakery hasn't had a single burglary for more than a month.
“To be honest we just started it as a joke but it really has worked. Thieves haven't been anywhere near us for ages. People seem to respect him,” sales assistant Mirna Kovac told LiveNews.

"Everyone around here has seen his films and he's quite a popular character, perhaps even among criminals, so they've decided to leave us alone," she added.