Jeta ne College...

[Elia]

Lexojeni dhe kenaquni!!!
What University Handbooks don’t tell you!

1-Quarters are like gold.
2-Asleep by 2:30 am is an early night.
3-Make sure your alarm clock had back up batteries
4-Duct tape heals all wounds. (If not scotch tape or masking tape will suffice for a while)
5-Showers become less important
6-Sleep becomes more important
7-Two meals a day are standard. One for some.
8-Recycling becomes synonymous with laundry (“Oh my jeans can last until Christmas…there is only a “little” bit of mud on them…)
9-10 minutes is more than enough to get ready for your first class.
10- Going to your mailbox was never an ego booster/breaker before.
11-You begin to nap again.
12-Your bill in the bookstore will almost equal tuition.
13-Isn’t it amazing that the book that your professor wrote is always required for his class?
14-E-mails becomes your second language.
15-Western Europe could be wiped out by a horrible plague and you would never know, but you could recite last week’s episode of FRIENDS.
16-See every movie under $3.00 that your campus provides; it’s actually proportional to the amount of money you have.
17-Frisbee becomes a contact sport.
18-Any game can be made into a drinking game.
19-You never thought that you would be sharing so much about your life with someone that you know for a short period of time.
20-Phone calls almost never happen.
21-ATM’s are devil’s advocate. ATM=Another Twenty Missing. J
22-You almost forget how to drive.
23-You get really good with excuses skipping classes.
24-Ordering food at 1am is a common occurrence.
25-TV becomes a bigger time sucker than ever before.
26-You learn to sleep with light, noise, extreme temps, and roommate snoring.
27-You begin to realize that university is about the ideal lifestyle, except for those pesky classes.
28-You get good rationalizing on whether to do the homework or not. (Usually not)
29-Procrastination becomes an art.
30-Going to the grocery store is a major treat.
31-You have to kinds of shoes: Every days shoes and party shoes.
32-You just don’t learn last names.
33-Card games never lasted for hours before.
34-It’s amazing how late you can stay up doing absolutely nothing, yet falling asleep in class takes an average of two seconds.
35-College students through paper airplanes too.
36-You will never rent more movies in your life.
37-Campus is only clean for Family weekends and Freshmen Orientation.
38-Beware of the Freshmen 15!!! (Gain weight)
39-Classes…the later the better.
40-Cereal makes a meal anytime of the day.
41-New additions to food groups: Ramen, Beer, Pizza,
42-You will eat anywhere that is buffet.
43-You will eat anything that’s free.
44-The only time to dress up is when your jeans are dirty.
45-You are never alone.
46-College football is the coolest thing on the planet.
47-Thanks to Napster, you will never listen to your CD’s ever again.
48-You will come to hate the hallways with the passion.
49-Stealing from the dinning hall will become a second nature.
50-Instant messenger becomes an addiction.
51-If it’s snowing outside the only thing you will get out for is food and alcohol.
52-Dishes smell after days of piling up.
53-No matter how nice you are, some people just won’t smile back to you-get used to it.
54-Pictures, posters, e-mails or anything else to cover the ugly cell we live in will be transformed into wallpaper.
55-Your life will never be the same again.
56-And you enjoy every bit of it…J

[ilirkapedani]

une filloj universitetin kete shtator! HALLALL e ke thene!!!

[Elia]

ka dhe te tjera me shume ky eshte vetem fillimi , welcome to the club buddy, u shtua dhe nje ne grupin e fukarenjeve te kolegjeve ne USA dhe Canada j/k

[glaukus 001]

Eh , studentet e shkrete



Been in College Too Long When...


You consider McDonald's "real food."

You actually like doing laundry at home.

4:00 AM is still early on the weekends.

It starts getting late on the weeknights.

Two miles is not too far to walk for a party.

You wear dirty socks three times in a row and think nothing of it.

You'd rather clean than study.

Half the time you don't wake up in your own bed and it seems normal.

Computer Solitaire is more than a game it's a way of life.

You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soaps.

You know the pizza boy by name.

You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark.

You live for getting mail. (E-mail included)

Looking out the window is a form of entertainment.

Prank phone calls become funny again.

Wal-Mart is the coolest store.

World War III could take place and you'd be clueless.

You start thinking and sounding like your roommate.

Blacklights and highlighters are the coolest things on earth.

Rearranging your room is your favorite pastime.

You find out milk crates have so many uses.

The weekend lasts from Thursday to Sunday (or Wednesday morning to Tuesday night).


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