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[Wordless]

HU'S ON FIRST

By James Sherman



(We take you now to the Oval Office.)



George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of
milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the
phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.
Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

[ilirkapedani]

O ZOT!!! kam ron nga karrigja nga te qeshmet... obobobob hallall!!! me keputi fare!!! hallall! me shume si kjo!!

[Wordless]

(Attention: This must be read with an Italian accent, preferably out loud.)

One day Ima gonna London to a bigga hotel. Ina morning
I go to eat brekfast. I tella waitress I wanna two
pissis toast. She bring me only one piss. I tella her
I want two piss. She says go to the toilet. I say you
no understand. I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say
you better not not piss on plate you sonna ma bitch.
Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The
waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I
tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everybody wanna
fock. I tella her you no understand, I wanna fock on
the table. She say better not fock on table, you sonna
ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me a
sonna ma bitch. So I go to my room inna hotel, and
there is no sheit. I call the manager and tella him I
wanna a sheit. He tella me go to the toilet. I say you
no understand, I wanna sheit on my bed. He say you
better not sheit on bed you sonna ma bitch. I don't
even know the man and he call me a sonna ma bitch. I
go to the checkout and the man at the desk say:
''Peace on you'' I say ''Piss unto you too ya, sonna
ma bitch. I gonna back to Italy''

[ganoid]

roni sotiri e kam edhe une ate pjese dhe po e degjoj tani.
une e kam me nje italian ne malta po kjo sben diferenc. ne fund ai thote:
" im gonna back to italia
aliverdeci!"

eshte nje realizim shume i madh mua sa here qe e degjoj ma ngrin moralin.
po ate me kur kendon klinton per sadamin e ke degju
e forte eshte edhe nje kenge per talibanin e vogel e bere nga italianet.
hajt shendet!

[Shkoder_Gurl]

ahahahah roni shume per te qeshur te dyja sidomos ate me italianin se nuk e kisha degjuar ndonjeher
ate me bushin e di dhe une, pasha zoten dojsha me e shkrujt ate ketu por e paske shkrujt ti i pari.