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    25-10-2002
    Vendndodhja
    Alaska
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    The perfect couple

    The perfect couple

    Once upon a time,a perfect man and a perfect woman met.After a
    perfect courtship,they had a perfect wedding.Their life together
    was,of course,perfect. One snowy,stormy Christmas Eve,this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road,when they noticed someone
    at the side of the road in distress.Being the perfect couple,they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys.Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas,the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.Unfortunately,the driving
    conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.Only one of them survived the accident.Who was the survivor?(Scroll down for the answer.Trust me,it's worth it.)
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    >>>Answerhe perfect woman survived.She's the only one who really existed in the first place.Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.Women stop reading here,that is the end of the joke.Men keep scrolling.
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    >>>So,if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus,the woman must have been driving.This explains why there was a car accident.By the way,if you're a woman and you're still reading,this illustrates another point:Women never listen.
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  2. #2
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    shpegohe ne shqip bre lali cke ti me anglisht kaq shume e dashuron anglishten? gjith pordh ju apo na mesuat anglisht tani dhe do te na tregone qe ja une ajde mor bir shkruaj shqip aty se po te jate per anglisht shko tek e-mail ne .com OK?

  3. #3
    .:.ClaSSy.:. Maska e GoDDeSS
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    27-12-2002
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    Detroit, MI
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    hehe ke te drejte gentian..po nejse shume interesante ishte ;-)
    And all I can taste is this moment
    And all I can breathe is your life

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    o tilke, kishe noi problem ti? se me e mira do ishte per ty te
    msoje dy pare llafe n'gjuh t'huj. t'hy n'pun noihere,jo per gjo.
    edhe po s'e pate lexu mire temen thote humor i huj jo humor i perkthym...nuk po t'shet men njeri ty,je ti ai qe ndje veten keq.
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