Clean Limericks (per te gjitha moshat)

[Leila]

Kjo teme vijon prej temes Adult Limericks, por kesaj rradhe po perpiqemi te postojme per te gjitha moshat. Serisht, jo te krijuara nga une. Nqs jane, ju premtoj qe do kene emrin tim poshte.

E gjetur ne internet.

Claudine
by mandi

there once was a girl named claudine,
whose clothes were impeccably clean.
she liked them a lot,
and after much thought,
she married her washing machine!

[Leila]

There was a young maiden from Multerry
Whore knowledge of life was desultory;
She explained, like a sage:
"Adolescence? The age
Between puberty and -- er -- adultery."

Kjo nga libri qe e kam blere tek Barnes&Noble (Parajsa ime :)) me titullin A THOUSAND AND ONE LIMERICKS, Chartwell Books, Inc.. Ne fakt, me e shumta e limericks qe do postoj vijne prej atij libri.

[s0ni]

By Bahá'u'lláh

The world of humanity is possessed of two wings: the male and the female. So long as these two wings are not equivalent in strength, the bird will not fly. Until womankind reaches the same degree as man, until she enjoys the same arena of activity, extraordinary attainment for humanity will not be realized; humanity cannot wing its way to heights of real attainment. When the two wings . . . become equivalent in strength, enjoying the same prerogatives, the flight of man will be exceedingly lofty and extraordinary.

[nimf]

The limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical.
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

:)

[R2T]

Essential 1.

There was a young lady in Niger
That went for a ride on a Tiger
And they returned from the ride
with the lady inside
(and a smile on the face of the tiger).

[PINK]

Now digging the garden's a chore,
And my hands are all blistered and sore.
But it has to be done
Or the weeds will have won;
It's like fighting a hundred year war

[PINK]

A mathematician called Rube
Invented a cubical tube.
They looked and they laughed
And said, "Don't be so daft;
Can't you see it's a tubular cube?"

[green]

Commentary on the high cost of marriage. :D

You know why to marry is neat?
My grandmother said (I'll repeat),
"Two can, my grandson,
Live as cheaply as one,
If one of you just doesn't eat." :^lulja3

[green]

:D
I talked to an onion this week,
But she cried when she started to speak;
For she said she'd been left
All alone and bereft
When her boyfriend went out for a leek. :rolleyes:

[KoTeLja_VL]

There was a young man so benighted
He never knew when he was slighted
he would go to party
and just eat as hearty,
As if he'd been really invited .