confession

[liliella]

i walk with hands
cant hold on to my pants
too old
gonna be bald
fake hair
hold the crown till I have an heir

my doc says I look younger
young enough to marry his daughter
she grows hair on her pubic
a rebellion to the republic
not even her dog will lick
he has a tick
she claims I cant use my dick

(confessions of an elderly man diagnosed with prostate cancer
whose optimism exceeds the ego of his genitalia only to equal his self -condemnations of sealed fate in an envelope . )

[Ani]

ti do vrare moj!! :P lol po ti shkruan persembari fare moj vajze moj! po qysh kshu? po aman vazhdo me shume!! damn!

je trumprehte. jo trumpete! lol
love you,
ani

[~xX`.:§¤§:.`Xx~]

Roosters Gotta Crow
By NJ Virg & La Belle Rouge

~ La Belle ~

Ms. NJ, Ms. NJ, now what have we done?
We’re just two naughty ladies out to have fun
I can’t help it if I like to frisk men
lock em in handcuffs, use feathers
to tickle their manly... chin!

I can’t help but see the beauty
in tanned masculine anatomy
As precious jewels and rods of pleasure
wonder what some women consider
as “Real” priceless treasure?

We can’t seem to help ourselves, Girl
Roosters just gotta crow
and naughty ladies like us
set the cold world on fire
going where no one else will go

So dip that pen in flames
and let’s warm up some places
Putting hot smiles on reader’s faces
Don’t mean to create a battle zone
but if they don’t like hot poetry
they can leave us alone

~ NJ ~

Now, now Ms. La Belle,
They know not of where they speak,
We should all kiss and make up,
I’ll even offer my cheek!

When a poem is listed as adult,
They believe they qualify,
They’re old enough to vote and drink,
But not to read of Spanish Fly!

I realize some topics,
Might be considered quite taboo,
In Boston they would ban us,
Then bid us a not too fond adieu.

Other people’s preferences,
I can tolerate,
I learned in my good book,
A person I should never desecrate!

Different strokes for different folks,
Is my golden rule,
Allow me to admire pecs, abs, and buns,
And sigh at every rooster molecule.

No one has been elected righteous sheriff,
No one is chaste enough to cast a stone,
Some roosters are late bloomers, GF,
Not used to the LaBelle & NJ cyclone!

[~xX`.:§¤§:.`Xx~]

Every Man's Secret Dream
By NJ Virg & La Belle Rouge

~~La Belle~~

The house lights go down
and the spotlight shines
Every man in the audience
watching our thong clad behinds
We dance so hot
and strip really slow
They’ll be babbling like fools
at the pretty things we show

Hold onto that pole NJ
and give it a seductive lick
We’ll show these fine gentlemen
some new erotic tricks
Pull off that lacy bra
and throw it into the crowd
Wolf whistles and cat calls
are gettin’ intense and loud

Bounce that round booty
and make em drool
A little bare skin can reduce
a sensible man to a fool
We got the goods and
we know how to barter
Soon we’ll be packing
a fortune in our garter

Two hot, naked ladies
every man’s secret dream
We’ll play out this scene
til it makes ‘em scream
Yeah Baby, move it slow
By the time we’re finished
they’ll all be hot to go

~~ NJ ~~

Look at them, La Belle
As they stare at my derriere
I’ll encourage their fantasies
You know I don’t play fair.

The crowd’s rambunctious tonight
They want to see more
Let’s make sure they get their money’s worth
Before they head for the door.

Any two women is a fantasy
For almost every man
Our added bonus is we’re a blonde and a redhead
Fulfill fantasies? You bet we can!

Let me undo your bra with my teeth
As my legs wrap around this pole
You’ll do your cheerleader split seductively
And make ‘em lose control.

I’ll pull my feather boa
Through my legs widespread
Every man in the place will be imagining
What we could do for him in bed.

Throw them kisses then lick your lips
Use bumps and gyrations instead of words
Believe me, GF, they will eat it all up
Their testosterone levels will be spurred!

No Washingtons or Lincolns
Will be stuffed into our thigh highs tonight
Only Hamiltons and Jacksons
If we bump and grind right.

Their wives ought to thank us
Tonight each one will be a passionate beast
Libidos will reach new heights
Sexual appetites will be increased.

So come on now La Belle
Let’s give ‘em all we got
Make ‘em remember
What they should not have forgot!

[~xX`.:§¤§:.`Xx~]

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
By NJ Virg & La Belle Rouge

~La Belle~
We're innocent babes, NJ
I swear it's really true
Girls just wanna have fun
and that's the truth
about me and you

Long naked legs exposed
We like to feel the breeze
lifting our tiny short skirts
Sunshine on bare cleavage
for me that always works

We like to party hard
so little time
so many gorgeous men
We like to get em hot
then cool em down again

We appreciate the feel
of masculine hands
all over our bare lady-skin
Give em more than most can handle
Like to hear em holler 'When'

Strip-tease and belly dance
are arts we've practiced for years
We're so proficient at it
with dropped veil, swaying hips
we can bring a man to….tears

Girls just wanna have fun
we're no exception to the rule
With all the fire within us
we enjoy those hot young bucks
We adore those rich, old fools

We're two hot, naughty Ladies
Life is just too short
to live it being proper and prim
And if girls couldn't have some fun
existence would be so grim

~~ NJ ~~
Hey, La Belle you're half right,
I like to get those males hot,
I like to shimmy and shake and bend over for 'em,
To show em what I got!

But cooling down? Well, hells bells,
Girlfriend, that just aint my job!
I long to excite and entice,
Make ‘em tremble, pulsate, and throb!

My legs are long and luscious,
My skirts cover enough to be legal,
But when on the arm of a big who-ha,
I do a fine job of acting regal.

The heels I wear are not for those,
Afraid of death defying heights,
I've worn ‘em on wild airplane rides,
Yea, those were arousing flights!

The diamond in my navel,
Reflects the glint in the men's eyes,
When they see all that skin so soft,
On my cleavage, my waist, my thighs.

Our reputations are stainless,
But innocent? Well I'm not so sure,
But in a playful and provocative way,
We sure can be demure.

Yup, girls just wanna have fun,
And we've got experience aplenty,
If only we knew what we know now,
Back when we were only twenty!