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    Diabolis
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    A Big Heart

    Hardworking P. was crying last night
    The doctor said ‘he has a big heart’,
    And put him on a diet, carefully on sex,
    Worried his girlfriend concerned his ex.

    I gave him from my bold courage
    He should live happy to an old age;
    Yea, must be some doctor’s mistake
    Every man’s heart has kind of ache.

    I told this to our co-worker Enrique,
    He responded to me a smile diabolique:
    On his flights to Dominican Republic
    P. swallows Viagra for his prick.

    He buys pills from a street vendor
    And hides these facts from the doctor,
    P.’s girlfriend is years younger
    Supposedly should be even more hunger.

    Throwing newest data on the chart
    Half my earlier thoughts fell apart:
    A big dick it’s a good one, still stick,
    A big heart even good one, it’s sick!
    wrong verb

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    Unquestionable! Maska e Cupke_pe_Korce
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    kam thene une qe do vrare ti :)
    Summertime, and the livin' is easy...

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    Buena Suerte Maska e MI CORAZON
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    kam thene une qe do vrare ti :)
    Vrare eshte fjale e rende. Une do thoja ...do "munduar" nje cike ti ! ;)
    Where does a thought go when it's forgotten?

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    Unquestionable! Maska e Cupke_pe_Korce
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    ne fakt, une u mendova t'ja keputja si nga korca: "Diabolis, te befsha gropen te befsha. Ku te paskan vajtur mente, qe mos te ardhcin me ishalla." :D por thashe me vete: "ike e mbylle gojen se mos e marre njerezia jangellesht e pastaj ku do futesh" Them "njerezia" se DiDi-ja s'ka nevoje per perkthime. Me nje llaf, e di mire c'desha te them. :)
    Summertime, and the livin' is easy...

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    Gjirokaster ballergjende Maska e Albioni
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    ........gabimisht
    Ndryshuar pėr herė tė fundit nga Albioni : 16-07-2007 mė 01:06 Arsyeja: gabimisht
    Be peacefull in your pursuit of a beautiful life.

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    Gjirokaster ballergjende Maska e Albioni
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    Po anglishten a e flisni me theks korcar ju cupke?
    Be peacefull in your pursuit of a beautiful life.

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    Diabolis
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    Dream big

    They said ‘dream big’,
    So I dreamed a fig-
    As big as on his root
    The mighty baobab stood.

    They said ‘not that big’
    So I dreamed a pig
    Who eats, and eats and eats,
    Made a mountain of meats!

    [I turned the mighty baobab
    Into billions of shish kebab.
    That dream was enough to fit,
    They said ‘holy shit!’]

    The other night, I saw one more,
    They called in … a doctor.
    I had to dream a sequoia,
    They said ‘must be paranoia.’
    wrong verb

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    qengj Maska e skeshqe
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    Me fal, por anglishtja e perdorur eshte shume e dobet dhe aspak poetike. Nuk e di si do tingellonin ne shqip. Megjithate idete jane te kendshme dhe te kapshme.
    Kokrrizat e reres nuk jane puthje valesh
    Por lot...Lot shkembinjsh, Dashurish, tretur me kot ©

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    Perjashtuar
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    Citim Postuar mė parė nga Diabolis Lexo Postimin
    I'm a father of twins, and wise.
    After working hard, or just for good night,
    Any time, on cheeks I kiss them twice,
    First on the left, second on the right.

    My dearest twins, saying - don't forget,-
    They want one kiss from me, only once;
    But I again have to repeat,
    I kiss each of those cheeks twice.

    Because, there isn't more a kiss,
    From kiss and twice I created : KWICE,
    And I am a proud father of twins
    That kwicing them 'wake up' or 'good night'.
    Kissing them first on the left cheek
    They will like it , but won't do the trick
    Kissing them both after on the right
    A happy face , will be more sheen and bright
    There are later more pathways to the w-east
    This is the best move : Wake up their inner beast
    If you continue up & down , left & right to the s-north
    Enough to justify your kwisses , a million bucks worth .
    Ndryshuar pėr herė tė fundit nga Viola.V : 08-07-2011 mė 08:57

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