Joke of the day

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Ok

A beautiful, sexy, good looking lady was sitting next to a guy in a plane...... The lady said to him ' Can you help me remove something from my breast please? ‘The exciting young man replied, 'Wow! It will be my pleasure....... So what is it?' "Your Eyes, idiot!"

[PINK]

Patjeter qe eshte montazh. Se nuk ish vetem kjo foto. I don't get the joke ? Lol. Mesazhi gjoja qe dergon foto eshte smthg else. Shume kot btw.

[MAGIC-]

A couple is sitting on the porch sipping wine. The wife says, "I love you."
The husband says, "Is that you or the wine talking?"
The wife replies, "It's me, talking to the wine."

[shoku_tanku]

ca thot ky re?!

[MAGIC-]

, nuk shef ti re qe tema esht anglisht apo mezi di shqip?!

vazhdojm

A man goes to the police station wanting to speak to the burglar who broke into his house the night before. ‘You’ll get your chance in court,’ says the desk sergeant.
‘No, no, no! says the man. ‘I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!’

[shoku_tanku]

Po shkruajeni edhe shqip krahas anglishtes te marim vesh edhe ne qe nuk kuptojme,me kete rast edhe mesojme ndonje gje.

[MAGIC-]

ok.

nje burre shkoi ne stacionin e policise dhe donte te fliste me hajdutin qe i kishte hyre naten e kaluar ne shtepi. Jo, do ta flasesh me hajdutin ne gjyq i pergjigjet reshteri i policise.

jo, jo, jo, dua te di si ja doli mbane te hyje ne shtepi pa e zgjuar gruan time, e kam provuar per vite me radhe dhe gjithmone zgjohej.

[MI CORAZON]

The teacher told Pepito to use these words in a sentence.

1 *Cheese*
Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.

2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.

3. *Shoulder*
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I
shoulder.

4. * Texas *
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.

6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!

7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair

10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey
harassment nothing to me.

12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.

13. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.

14. *Budweiser*
That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?

[D&G Feminine]

Good ones Cora
sidomos 7, lol
me meksi can i paske te gjitha
Beri mami im ESL klases ca kohe ketu dhe kishte hispanike me shume ne klase. vetem kur vjen ne shpi ma fliste anglishten theks spanjoll, tip "Maj kontri"

[MI CORAZON]

Cuban knowledge!

Pepito, the son of Cuban-American refugees

It was the first day of school and a new student named Pepito, the son of Cuban-American refugees, entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let’s begin by reviewing some American history. Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Pepito, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775."

"Very good Pepito! Who said ’Government of the people, by the people,for the people, shall not perish from the earth’"?

Again, no response except from Pepito: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863.",

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Pepito,who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do."

She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Cubans."

"Who said that?" she demanded.

Pepito put his hand up."J.F.K., during the Bay of Pigs invasion 1961."

At that point, a student in the back said," I’m gonna puke."

The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"

Again, Pepito says, "George Bush Sr. to Japans Prime Minister, 1991."

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"

Pepito jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit. If you say anything else, I’ll kill you."

Pepito frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001."

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we’re in BIG trouble!, we better get the hell outta here!!"

Pepito said, "Saddam Hussein 2003."