Me has a nan
her name be Sheila
she iz all day on da phone
to a myterfycking deala'
she drives her boyfriendz
on a three wheela'
on her feet there is always
a pair of Fila

She can't get along
on a little penssion
she smokes the herb
just to ease the tension
she has a leak
on a place i will not mention
the doctors call it
water attention.....

respect yer nan